The tragedy of a post-modern, 21st century, utopian society.
 

It's just one little girl, there'll be others, just like her and better too. The greater good, right?

“I trade sex for potato chips and/or attention”, broadcasts 14 year old Christy Greeve just days before her untimely death.

umm i think that is fake alyasa, did you read the ipod nano column next to the main column, nano chip being directly impanted into the blood stream holding your whole collection.......

Ipod Nano to use Nano Technology
Apple recently unveiled the newest version of its successful portable music player, the Ipod Nano. The Ipod Nano is the first MP3 player to make use of nanotechnology, by inserting a chip into the owner’s blood stream, so that their full library of music will always be with them.
The Ipod Nano comes with a new full range of features, including the ability to directly transfer music libraries between users through sexual intercourse, rather than using a computer. Medical doctor and music snob Sarah Felmine warned “While this new technology is rather exciting, people must be careful not to contract ST3s, such as N’Sync or Clay Aiken.”

edit: either that or i completely missed your postmodern irony in the thread header.........i don't think so though

It's still pretty interesting... Especially the subsitutes for the “interstitial psychopersona overlap-interaction.” part. Sorry, folks, my fault. I didn't see the 'joke' part. Still... It could have been true... :o

uhmm, thanks for telling me...

From now on, this post is offically tinged with postmodern irony...

yes it could be possible

"Instead of making a recovery, her parents were horrified to find Christy simply using the new phone to change her Myspace display name every few seconds to ridiculous alternatives such as “|+Christy_Kim_G+|,” “SWEET Jesus Gurl,” and “LiLo N StItCh fAn” with her left hand while simultaneously begging for comments on her user profile through bulletin posts with her right hand."


Did anyone else notice that?

lol i did but didnt really pay it any attention, i was too caught up in exchanging my music collection via sexual intercourse

Hasn't this thread been deleted yet? :(

This thread doesn't deliver as much as the super-pretentious topic made me believe :(

It's an upliftingly disappointing thread