i fell on my head tonight
 

haha, i was sitting on this metal poll and i slipped rotating like 90 degrees, i was still holding on to the poll and then my foot went up (i was standing on some shells) and then a shell just fell in my eye and i let go of the poll and hit the top of my head.

the strange thing is, even though i have a bump i didnt feel any pain...


damn, i need a girlfriend...

Cool

masochist.

I didn't fall on my head. Ever.

Should we start alling you "special buzzo"?

^ yep.

Are you drunk again?

I've heard that head wounds can give you psychic powers.

i have psychic powers

I knew you were going to say that before you even said it. I knew about this thread before it was a thread.

Pothead.

Let's chip in and buy this poor boy a helmet.

Then we can give him bus passes to the small yellow bus.

Did you hear that being said by the voices in your head?

let us drive away and leak over smooth stones like youd douse your eggs and chunks of browns in ketsup

i did once knew some children born into a heavily religious family who strapped rubber to their heads . if they didnt , tehy'd run into walls or stab eachoether in the face with forks .
their mother got banned from her church for frightenting the children with how vigorously she banged her dove shaped tambourine .

I received a big rock on my head when I was five. And then I fell on the head when I was like 9. And then I fell on marble stairs when I was 11, which broke my hand but could've had effects on my head.

But I don't think I have any psychic powers.

when i was about 9 i was in a cardboard box pretending to be a tv
the cardboard box came from a tv stand we had just bought
my brother ran and pushed me over and becuase i was in a box i couldnt put my hands out

and then i banged the corner of my head (inch from temple and eye) and split my head open

i fell from a tricicle when i was (i think) 3 o 4 from some stairs and broke my forhead, though it wasnt as splitting my head, and we were at a doctors house :P

by the way that just meant i beat you all