Aaaaahfuckyou!
 

my fucking record player broke! well, not the player, but the fucking receiver isn't working anymore...days after my new growing 7" came in. i only got to listen to it once.

maybe i'll just get blazed and try and hook up the record player as an auxillary to my old sony stereo. if that doesn't work, i gotta try and find another, STAT, as smoking pot has helped me separate myself from listening to music only at a laptop/ipod/whatever and get back to actively enjoying every groove on a fucking record.

way to pull a boner, you early 1980's piece of shit, DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLE!

what's really hood? at least the growing's new mini-lp linked.

can you tell i'm a tad obsessed with growing?

my g/f is a tad obsessed with watching me "grow" too

HI-OOOOOO!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

pot smoking got me into cooking. true story.

i thought you didnt smoke though... until recently :D

hey I know you, you're the fuck you guy, hey eddie, fuck you!

if only i could type out the eddie murphy laugh.

i like cooking high. it's easy to get carried away and create something too intense when you just planned on making spaghetti, though.

im constipated
what are some home remedys

a finger up the hind usually gets it going pretty alright.

i imagine that to just push it up further...kind of the opposite direction i was wanting it to go

where is he going to find a deer at this hour?

that sucks!

my sound system is fucking dying; it sounds so thin; need to get an amp with more bass boost or something.

and my record players cables are fucking up

Growing is tight, yo.

Stone fruit and lots of water.
I remember that doing the trick when I was 8 years old. Never been constipated since!

stone fruits?

Yep stone fruits: apricots, plums, nectarines.

ha ha ha

I've found that one has to preserve the longevity of receivers by purchasing a mini box fan and placing it on top.

I've had a few go on me over the years. Typically, a receiver will shut itself down when it gets too hot. But if you keep pushing the volume when it's doing this, sometimes the power converter will blow.

At any rate, because of this problem with a couple of mid-grade models, a Philips and an Akai, I got a Pioneer. Well, it also blew, but they replaced my whole unit within a couple of weeks. It seems they didn't care about just replacing the part. It was at this point I started using the fan which allows me to blast the thing ridiculously loud. Thing is, my fan recently gave out and I need to get a new one.

Are you joking? Why do you suck so much?