Has someone ever ruined masturbation for you?
 

yep? nope?

how?

what?
the fuck?
no?
how the fuck does that work?

chafing?

you mean when someone comes in while your masturbating to talk to you for a half hour, so you have to sit their uncomfortably not able to get up?

...thought most people figured it out for themselves, but here you go.

http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatom...turbatemen.htm

Many times.
I've been called, IMed, walked in on, people came home, people woke up, vibrator broke, 2girls1cup etc.

ha ha ha ha ha

oh thank you thank you.

i had not managed to find that video and bam! i just saw it

i laughed so hard

john waters is a now an innocent baby compared to this-- for grossness and for comedy.

fucking hilarious. great way to start the day. thank you.

You're very welcome.

i know it's kind of weird timing considering the visuals, but the laugh finally woke me up and i need breakfast.

see you guys later.

jake and dinos chapman ruined masturbation for me. because they made me realize that prepubescent girls with assholes for mouths and penises for noses are kinda... hot. and i'm not sure whether to try to erase my memory, or begin studying genetic engineering.

That's so awesome.

why explain it when that can ruin the fun?

you asked yep/nope/how? so i explained how. sorry to ruin your fun.

not directed at you, pretty much directed at everyone else but you.

you are a sick individual

BME Pain Olympics (warning: you'll probably think it's 032975325 times worse than 2girls1cup)
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689

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hahahaha

that's fucking...entertaining.

"oh, the humanity!"

ps: this thread wasn't inspired by you and your links.

I know. I just want to ruin masturbation for someone.
There's also the "final round" which is some dudes chopping off their junk.
http://www.flurl.com/item/Hatchet_vs_Genitals_u_199612
I actually cringed at it.

that's quite a mission and i think you're on your good way towards achieving it.

why did those guys shaved their johnsons for?

switching teams?