Your weapon of choice?
 

poll up.

you're being chased by the chinese government and you're only able to fit up to 3 weapons on you. which will it be??

for me its kinda like:

1) a long fighting stick, staff whatever...
2) throwing knives
3) katana


ahh fuck, pardon my vocabulary, i forgot that a long fighting stick is called a staff.

Is there a yawn smiley?

ha! you didn't include staff:) (or stick..) - my favourite. learning to fight with it. so i voted katana

yes!! a staff is like the best weapon ever.

fuck!!!! i totally forgot about sai blades!!!

in that case i'll switch out the katana for the sai's.

I'd go with the grenanes. Long distance. and I could stay away from anger easily. Then use my parkour skills to climb buildings and dive bomb the enemy.

A GUITAR.

I'd like a bat, like a baseball bat.

Bare knuckle boxing is best. I'm my own weapon so don't fuck with me!!!

I like that. along with the guitar.

I only need one weapon.

a giant fucking laser beam.

that'll teach those bastards who's boss.

really, all you need are a chainsaw and a shotgun.

You never posted nunchucks!!! on the poll.

i would use the power of the mind.

i know, i forgot that. i just listed 10 poll options and started naming random weapons.

Is that you Buzzo?

Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

MY BARE FISTS ARE LETHAL WEAPONS!

Nah, I went with swords.

bacon, bacon, bacoonnnnnnnnn!

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