dudeee! we're getting Washlets installed next week
 

What.the.fuck!

i was just waiting for one of those asses to be hairy. no such luck.

just do what a do, Gargle in bleach, stick yr head between your legs and spit it up yr ass

Washlet my ass..
(hey thats kinda funny)

what's wrong with those "washlets" you fools?

sure a bidet is much cooler, but this is a good compromise in a world where bathrooms are not places to enjoy one's bodily functions but stalls to cover up one's shame.

what's so stupid about these washlets? you guys fans of dingleberries??

even if you don't think about them, they are there, lurking!

oooh, scary taboo...

WASH THAT ASS!

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ah ha ha ha.

i like the idea of a toilet seat that get up by itself, but i can hear the news of stuck willies, dead dogs and children.

Sounds pretty refreshing to me. Who doesn't enjoy the close proximity of the shower nozzle (but not too close, eh boys & girls?)

yeah, good point pookie, another sex machine for the girls.

edit:*girl talk* i did it with my toilet *girl talk*

Filthy beggar.

haha, wha..?
fuck no, that's not what i was trying to communicate.

That would make me happy, in some odd way.

Jonathan Ross has one of these, I remember him talking about it on his show. Scary things..