If sleep were a horse race...
 

mine would be coming in last.

If sleep were a flight, it took off without me and there's no later departures.
If sleep were my girlfriend, I totally forgot her birthday and I ain't getting sex for a month.
If sleep were taxes, my ass is gonna get audited.
If sleep were international attention, more people would be clueless about Darfur.



Insomnia is not good for the mind, body, and soul.


(sorry for the bitch-thread, everyone. especially you brits and assorted east hemispherians just getting up)