Snake porn.
 

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/8/24/103313/141
Fucked up.

This Thread Requires Bumpage!

Keep an open mind and people will fill it with bullshit.

Snake Mistakes.

not as bad as goldfish porn

yeah

the japanese are fucked up

wtf? he jerked off in front of his friends?

fucking gross... i would have kicked the little motherfucker in the balls-- "wtf you doing on my couch you bitch???"

have the fucking manners to go to the bathroom, and don't soil the towels.

hahahaha, good read! Good read!

When did people get so fucking weird?

HAHAHAHA, god thank god there were no children.

Did I mention that this thread is getting me strangely erect??

You have a perversion, of reading perverted stories.

*busts load*

looks like irony does it, too

Well I did not need to know you blasted.

that's exactly what I fucking said what I read that article

It's just funny, I seriously doubt anyone would believe this situation.
I would have been grand though if it were real.

Wait, so not only was he masturbating over snakes, he was doing so in the presence of others AND he jizzed on the tv!?

I wish I knew what the fuck was going on with the world.

Hahahha.