Salma Hayek is pregnant...
 

why wasn't it BY ME??? :D:D:D

Because as a theory goes, she doesn't like hispanics.

you should make a poll, predicting whether it will be a boy or girl. either way that going to be one beautiful baby :)

is penelope cruz the father?

No Tom cruise, he is trying to breed as much as possible. In order to have a holy war with Scientology on one side, and other religions on the other.

that would make a great south park episode.

life is SO unfair!!

ha ha ha

Is that in a valley voice?

fuck NO!

besides it's just a joke.

she's such a hottie though-- yum yum

HERE YOU GO!!! oh why am I yelling? here you go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJD2mpmM0c

bless you!

to tell the truth the main attraction is not her looks, it's that on top of that gorgeous pair of tetas, lovely face, and perfect skin, she's a smart, passionate and well read woman-- i saw her once talk circles around charlie rose and i was forever smitten. (unfortunately that's not on youtube-- i checked!)

Yeah from the interviews I've seen of her, she looks educated. No wonder the Mexican press hates her.

oh! do they? i just checked her wikipedia entry and i could see she dates only gringos. pinche salma!!

ha ha ha

anyway, this has been fun. my car is ready & i gotta go. i need BREAKFAST!

it's my baby. i tricked her by wearing some abercrombie and fitch and wearing a basebal cap with the extreme curved brim. i just told her that i went to barbados and got a "hella tan, bro!" and she believed it until i nutted all in her and yelled out "oh no! today's opposite day!"

she didn't like that very much.

this is the guy who stuck his cock in salma's tight wet 40 year old pussy and got her pregnant and who is her fiancee. he is a french millionaire.

 

 

it occurs to me what would your wife think if she saw these threads?:eek: :eek: ;)

really??

my wife knows all too well my fascination with latinas.

hell, she's even registered here and I don't care what she thinks!

baby, I'd drop you like a hot taco if Salma came calling.


PS: Rob, keep posting pics please.

Meh..

I've seen way better.

well, depending on her mood, she could

a) hit me where it hurts

b) laugh her ass off and pat me on the head condescendingly

c) approve of my excellent taste for women, and demand i get her pregnant on the spot

d) wonder why the hell she wasn't born a man so she herself could get salma pregnant


ha ha ha ha ha


anybody can make such claims, the question is not what have you seen but what have you touched. eh??????