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Using the toilet at work
Do you guys ever go into the bathroom at work and you can smell your co-worker's anus skin stank hanging in the air? Not shit, exactly, just the smell of shit permeated sphincter?
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Let's not forget those whose musty odour permeates beyond the bathroom walls.
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wow. Though I despise the smell of public bathrooms. Ugh. That smell peltor... Gross.
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Well, being "gross" is something we've all been guilty of over the years.
However, I have noticed some do so more than others. The absolute worse are the vegans who have no noticeable odor, but leave the bowl looking as if a shit bomb exploded :eek: |
All my co-workers seem to smell nice, even the ones who don't look like they don't take a shower often. If they smelt bad I'd be all over them because they probably live life to the full.
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ha, are you talking about that butt chesse smell? fucking gross!!!! i don't know if that smell is caused by a good shit or wiping yr ass too hard. it almost seems wrong and makes me wonder about the person that leaves behind such a pudgent perculiar funk.:confused: |
fuck the shitters, it's the periods that I can't take. fucking blood everywhere.
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Last week here at work (where the ADMIN office shares two unisex bathrooms) the custodial staff placed these jelly-like cinnamon smelling air fresheners (which normally seem to go in urinals) but they placed them next to the small canister next to the toilet where ladies put their tampon applicators.
who complained? I have been here 18 months and never noticed anything gross, but someone must have! Maybe they are sensitive to the smell of menstrual vag? |
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I recommend a high fibre diet or you may well find yourself staring into a bright red bowl as you discover the fascinating world of piles: hemmoroids. I'm not sure what is worse, the lingering smell or the industrial odor suppressants. |
I thought the worst part of using public toilets was government-hired private companies collecting your fecal metadata.
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Taking a shit at work is a great form of relax.
Especially when you work in an agency - tons of free magazines for you to read while you're taking a dump. |
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all my male ex-co-workers, with the exception maybe of one, had hourglass figures.
dunno if that has to do anything with their dumps; just wanted to state that. |
they probably had very healthy dumps.
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Didn't the resin itch terribly as it dried? |
yeah, sure, but after it dried it made a pleasant clacking sound against my nails. the changeover was sublime.
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Speaking of shit, why not take this short (and shitty) quiz and see if you can correctly guess where in the world these toilets are from...
http://games.usvsth3m.com/crapper-mapper/ |
^^^that was fun!
5/10 |
I got 7/10 with a few lucky guesses
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