I still have to send Gooey's gift
 

Just so you know, that I know.

All I have to say is grossman is a freaking choker!

What is your nonsense? Start your own self-gratifying thread.

No way! I thought I'd crash your party truncy... Long time no type!

Indeed. So long, I sort of forgot who you were. Assblaster?

I OWN you in that pictionary shit.

Yeah, assblaster here.

Haha. Remember that time schizo room freaking called Chris Habib?

I did that.

Wow. Thanks. Now I can sleep at night.

Haha right. Now you know how I've felt these last damn ten years that I was locked in a circle and you were picking my brain for "radicool" song ideas ;P

But seriously, I'm as harmless as a metal toaster oven and a leaky faucet. Sorry. I'm in a jesting mood. Seriously, you have nothing to fear except for that nasty cold that's been going around. That shit SUX0RS. People at work think I'm an alcoholic coke head because my nose runs and my voice is gone...and I dance like a maniac!

WTF mate?

I read you loud and clear the first time.

So how does a cushy governmental job sound to you?

I have one.

I figured as much:)

Thank you!

I wonder how the wrigley's would feel knowing they paid you guys so much just to chat to an asshole on the internet!

That's how I got the job, amongst other favors.

Your diction is impeccable. You use words really well!

So, since I happen to be a bachelor right now...when are we going to do it?

My, no one's ever flattered my diction before. I blush.

Clarify your "it." I have a lot of things that need doing at the moment.

He's talking about a Scrabble game, I think.

yes. scrabble game it is!