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porkmarras 08.30.2006 05:19 PM

Bad jokes about retards,homosexuals,any non caucasian white polished and generally...
 
......different type than who i am poll.

porkmarras 08.30.2006 05:20 PM

On the way.

k-krack 08.30.2006 05:21 PM

whats the question?

HaydenAsche 08.30.2006 05:22 PM

Yes.

k-krack 08.30.2006 05:24 PM

oooh...it's on the way. gotcha. i wonder what the poll will consist of!

Pookie 08.30.2006 05:25 PM

Is this just an excuse to get people to post insensitive jokes they would otherwise keep to themselves?

Q: How do you get a retard to commit suicide?

A: Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who’s Special?"

porkmarras 08.30.2006 05:35 PM

If you may....

k-krack 08.30.2006 05:36 PM

I dont get the poll. is there something i am missing?

static-harmony 08.30.2006 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pookie
Is this just an excuse to get people to post insensitive jokes they would otherwise keep to themselves?

Q: How do you get a retard to commit suicide?

A: Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who’s Special?"



Totally repped. (edit) it won't let me rep you.

Tokolosh 08.31.2006 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack
I dont get the poll. is there something i am missing?


That seems to be the case with most of pigs threads, posts and polls.

porkmarras 08.31.2006 03:35 AM

Oh give it a rest.

Tokolosh 08.31.2006 03:41 AM

You're being a cunt to me for the last few days, and I must give it a rest?
"Hush up", as you would say.

porkmarras 08.31.2006 03:42 AM

Right.I hate doing this but you go on the ignore list now.Bye.

Tokolosh 08.31.2006 03:46 AM

Good riddance to bad rubbish. :)...:fuckyou:

sonic sphere 08.31.2006 05:49 AM

what's the main cause of paedophilia?

sexy children

fishmonkey 08.31.2006 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic sphere
what's the main cause of paedophilia?

sexy children



ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is fuckin brilliant...!!1

sonic sphere .... rep is needed me thinks.

ps, porkie, i dont get this poll at all?? are you feeling a little blue today?

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:06 AM

I dont get it either today.It's a drunken invention that came up last night.

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:07 AM

More than blue i feel seriously hungeover today.

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:11 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:12 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:13 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:13 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:14 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:15 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:15 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:16 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:19 AM

 

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:20 AM

 

fishmonkey 08.31.2006 06:48 AM

 


more like this?

porkmarras 08.31.2006 06:53 AM

That's a cool pic.I've seen it on the forum before.

Inhuman 08.31.2006 07:38 AM

How about pedophiles?

I went out with a 14 year old last year and she pretended to be 15, and I heard someone say this to me:

Kay, what's the difference between you and acne?
A: Acne doesn't cum on your face until you're 15

CHOUT 08.31.2006 02:15 PM

Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?

A: She kickstarts her dildo and rolls her own tampons.

CHOUT 08.31.2006 02:20 PM

Q: What's the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A: One's a snack cracker, and the other is a crack snacker.

(PC Disclaimer: I love gays and lesbians by the way.)

porkmarras 08.31.2006 02:23 PM

 

haha

atari 2600 08.31.2006 02:55 PM

I voted "No."

But since I am in the minority on that, here's something that was sent to one of my e-mail addresses the other day.

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make
your
lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living ."
Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shall not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."


"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit
adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take ten."

There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
I might add that I don't know who my father is & am a bastard.

Anngella 08.31.2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonic sphere
what's the main cause of paedophilia?

sexy children

 

static-harmony 08.31.2006 03:48 PM

There was a boat sinking and there was 3 guys, a Mexican, a Black guy, and a White guy. They decided to throw things away that had to much back home.

So The Mexican guy says, "Well I'm throwing these beans since I have too many of them." So he throws them overboars.

Then the black guy says, "Well I'm going to throw this chicken since we have too many of these back home."

Then the white guy picks up the Mexican and the black guy and throws them overboard, and says "We have too many of these back home."


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