Daytime Television
 

daytime television is depressing. it's a constant reminder of the inevitable, that no matter what path you take and how you live your life, at some point, you will have to call Liberty Mutual for your diabetes testing supplies.




P.S. I'm back.

I used to watch daytime TV alot, but that ended once I got a job.

And no, I didn't go to technical school.

And join AARP.

Die like a rockstar.

And welcome back.

I only watch daytime tv it is not that depressing. Especially if you have show like Montel or The Tyra Banks Show.I only watch in the daytime cause I work at night.

Die-a-beat-us

Daytime tv is for the unemployed and oldies on a pension.
Fuck that bargain hunt shite!

and students. it becomes an addiction though. like you cant leave the house because wipeout is going to be on or whatever. thank christ they dont have kilroy anymore.

And look at what happened to Trisha!If you were a drug addict,a prostitute or a football hooligan the chances were that she had been there,somehow.Now you have that twat Jeremy Kylie and he irritates me no end(even though i don't have the time to watch daytime tv anymore).Bargain Hunt rules.

neighbours..... everybody needs good neighours.

oh man.

daytime tv is most depressing unless you're tuned to the porn channel i guess.

thinking about it, it's probably the #1 cause of suicide on the planet.

pop in your eraserhead dvd into the player instead. yes! it was released this year... no more vhs tapes required

Although, I can't bring myself to get rid of my VHS...

i knew someone who was on trisha once. i say knew, i went to school with him and he once stabbed me in the hand for no reason.

Tell me about it! I hate that wanker. But no show irritates me more than Five's 'The Wright Stuff' that is truely a show produced in hell!

Hahaha...I always make fun of those commericals when I see them.

You just have to.

"Do you or someone you know suffer from die-a-beat-us?"

How could you hate such trashy shows come on it is just obvious they are A+ material. Don't diss on shows like passions or whatever it is. Come on who will tell us we are fat if it wasn't for The Tyra Banks Show. Or give is ads about anti-depressants or Die-a-beat-us, or Viagra. no one but Daytime t.v.

don't forget about Maury and the "i fucked seven guys in seven days. are you the father?" paternity shows.

yeah those are the best.

Uhhh uhhh uhhh....yeah!!! What now!!!

^:D^rofl^:D^

I like seeing the expression of the girl when the guy is not the father and she has been on the show like four times.

oh boy. you all crack me up.:D

"That kid looks nothing like me.....damn. That bitch is a straight up chickenhead Maury"

HAHAHAHAHA I'm hurting in my stomach from laughing too hard. You could obviously see he is not the father. God are people stupid.

Oh nice....good call.

holy shit. i can't stop laughing. funniest thread ever.

at the end of this show contestants were invited to 'push bob's button' which made me feel slightly sick and put e right of me sandwiches.

I know people that got onto Sally Jessy & also Springer by inventing some love triangle nonsense. A lot of the people are (talentless) aspiring actors on these shows. In the situations where there is a "real
" issue to be addressed, just as in reality tv, the guests are also coached by the show's producers to behave in a certain tabloid tv manner.

In short, it's akin to professional wrestling; like wrestling, only people of low intelligence watch such staged tripe.

So, I hope that helps to iilluminate one's understanding of just how these freaks get on television.

& yeah, it's pretty clear that daytime tv is geared towards the unemployed &/or the elderly.