and what costume shall the poor girl wear to all tomorrow's parties?
 

i've been told i'll need a warm coat, but i'll wear anything you want me to, baby.

nobody effing cares. shut up you haggard troll.

you better watch yourself. i'll tell the whole world that you shit yourself in the middle of the spelling bee.

A hand-me-down dress from who knows where.

i have plenty of those.

Wear an aqua color dress with green stockings(to match your hair) and black combat boots.

who the hell knows what color my hair will be by then.

o ok well wear some stockings that'll match your hair.

??

have you decided what to wear?

you never know.

A pirate outfit.

wear a bandana and nothing besides that

its common knowledge that any girl going to atp has to wear a sack with arms cut in it for holes. they also have to speak when spoken too and abstain from all stimulants.

If it weren't for the fact that I can't access the Ann Summers website when I'm at work I'd post a few ideas for you.

If you go a little naked, you'll score!

a bunny suit-like this

since you ask......

hahaahhahahha. i would never cut my hair like that. i like my pseudo mullet better.

you can't go wrong with this,even if mullets are wrong.



this is good too.

note:

pseu·do
adj. False or counterfeit; fake.

i do not really have a mullet.

mkay,
but if it looks like a mullet it's bad nonetheless :(
this matches your hair,so buy it and never change their colour again.

T&B and Cantankerous outfits for atp?

my vagina is not that intricate. if ever there was a vagina with that many ruffles, i would like to see it.

That penis looks like a crustacean...

You should wear the penis.

Damned seafood nation...

they both look wonderful in that picture. thank you, p. marras.

If they let you in with a sword, this would be cool.

god, please no.