Periods suck.
 

Especially when you get them on the day you're seeing Sonic Youth.
Anyone wanna come over so I can kill them and/or give them my ovaries? Thanks.

That shouldn't stop you, it's sonic fucking youth!

i am just waiting for the types of replies that this could get.

Well i wanted to be civil.

I don't really care what types of replies this gets~

It hurts so much :(

yeah no worries i dont mean you man.

those sort of things are actually very good for hangovers.

No one would think twice about the curse....



....so long as you keep 'em inebriated !!

you have my sympathies, i always loved that scene in the movie 'Ginger snaps' where ginger says to her little sister "just so you know the words just and cramps they dont go together".

ive missed my last two periods due to stress/anxiety according to my doctor, i seriously need to chill out a bit.

ive missed my last two periods due to stress/anxiety according to my doctor, i seriously need to kill out a bit.[/quote]

is that kill or chill? i could understand the kill part.

sorry it was chill, although kill sounds good too!

I was sick and could barely stand when I saw the Pixies. I had the chills. I was puking on a daily basis. But I went and saw them like a man.

I wonder if Thurston will think this is cool?

thats disgusting, why did someone have to go and be disgusting!?

i swear there was a fetus in my last one.

I can't swallow pills, otherwise I would take that whole fucking box.
I get like, every fucking symptom known to be related to periods. Sore everything, bad stomach, HORRIBLE cramps, stuffy nose ...ugh.

wow. now that was funny in a dark, iggy pop sort of way.

crush it and snort it!

what's funnier is that i was serious.

You think periods are annoying???
Try having a penis.

now imagine attempting to shove a tampon up said penis.

 

pretty much takes care of the problem.

lol

I'm not joking when i say that i've thought this thread was going to be about grammar.

Kim and millions of other female SY fans feel your pain.

has anyone seen the latest copy of vice magazine?

I did, too - a grammar thread wittily disguised as a thread about periods, or something.

I had to take a catheder once...it was the most painful shit ever.
One time my ex was bitching about her period, and I was like "Hey at least you don't have prostatitis and have to feel like you have to take a piss 24/7" and I've had this for like, 5 months because canadian health care is terrible. She said that she'd rather have it because it's not painful. Like I can understand that periods probably suck really bad, but it's just that she said she'd rather have a disease that can result in....amputation than 4 days of pain.

Sorry to hear that it will bother the SY show. I'm sure you'll just be awestruck by Sonic Youth though ^_^

Oh don't even try. You'll lose if your severed head is sitting in your lap.

you mean cramps not periods per se huh?

try the reflexology point-- there is a spot in your achilles TENDONS that if you massage will temporarily relieve the cramps. it's usually on one side or another not both. it will feel painful but keep massaging. i swear it works (i'm not a chick, btw, but a serial monogamist, so i know this shit).

then there are some herbal things you can take-- cramp bark & other shit. help too.

and if all fails i believe a muscle relaxant could give pharmaceutical punch to your attempts to stop the pain.

but try the pressure point thing before you intoxicate yourself with meds...

it really does suck to have blood oozing out of your vagina.

Nice description.
Maybe having a schlong isn't that bad...

ah the oozing-- it's all in good health. anyway im one of those weirdos who actually likes the smell of bloody vaginas. so fucking thick with hormones-- yummy.

ok i really gotta go. adios.

That makes me want to puke on several levels.

Really, I can understand why a lotta vagina smells fishy.

Well, Sonic Youth made the cramps go away.
That concert was amazing.

I'm more a foe of back slashes, myself.

Gross dude I found 2 of those when IU had my first female room mate I also didn'y expect them to be floaters!!!