the alpha-alpha male
 

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we, and by we, I mean, alpha-alpha super males, have alpha-alpha super-pheromones and a giant penis that is lacking in your more common "garden variety" male (I'm looking at you, glice). this provokes a need to breed, deep inside (and I do mean deep) the female brain.

we will not stop until we have all of yr weminz.

most of the real successful guys I know are kind of little fellows, they seem to be ladies men since they are perceived to be less scary than us large guys.

My garden has a grand oak, with deep roots and glorious plumage. Well fucking alpha.

half disgusted half jealous but mostly interested in the MO?

Girls tend not to fall for douches so much as they do the bloke who talks to them. Ok, there's a line with that, bit glaring shyly in the corner isn't going to get anyone anywhere.

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what's a nice girl like you doing at a clown party like this?

how about we leave these dungeon masters for their dice games and I show you my teeth?

Do you really want some ditz that is stupid enough to fall for douchbags? Who cares? Or is it the fact that these types of guys remind you what a pussy you are?

Exactly the kind of girl who falls for guys who aren't like you, clearly isn't your tyoe anyway so dobt stress it. Some of us a just a bit fussier and tend to not want every single guy..thays a good thing.

The Alpha-Omega males only go for virgins.

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you know what to do.

In that case grow a pair and talk to some birds mate! They usually don't bite (unless you are lucky).

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Rebels get girls wet. They are dangerous, exciting, and often elusive. Like a male peacock strutting his junk. That's why I get all the hunnies at the mall when I wear my Marilyn Manson and ICP t-shirts. Duh.

YOu just need to become the alpha male. Walk up and talk about how big a douche-bag you are. Tell them about your crazy stunts on your motorcycle and how you like to cry during The Notebook.

it works everytime.

ppff, do you still worrie about that shit, just fuck that
all those players johhny dudes, feel sorry for them

the party is more importand

if you're not willing to put in effort, especially for such a silly reason as another guy trying (and maybe succeeding) to charm her, you will never get far with the females. best case scenario is you find someone nobody else is willing to talk to (either). fuck that.

I'd be happy to play life-coach, but I'm not sure after all these years that you would listen.

so, again, as others have mentioned and Chopper demands: harden the fuck up. once you find a shred of self-confidence, you'll begin to be able to forget the douchebags and not the girls.

I hope this helps. :)

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just go to parties with no girls.

who needs them anyway

but again in answer to your very first question: self-confidence and drive.

testosterone often helps, and douchebags tend to run only off of this. lacking hypergonadism, your only hope is to play smart.

finding self-confidence and drive will help you more than just with women too. no more washing dishes for centrelink. if you don't or can't believe in yourself then start lieing until you do.

time doesnt run backward (unless, like me, yr a wizard), so get busy.

Why bother helping this guy? He always finds an excuse. It's like he almost doesn't want to improve his life he so desperately despises.

girl: let's get a drink.
him: why bother? life is gonna be just as shit afterwards.
girl: yeah, you're right.

At the risk of agreeing with Lieutenant Arsewaste - This ^

I am a brother to all Australians. that's why. :p

that said, from experience, Oz has a distinct lack of qualified males that have any clue on how to take care of women's needs.

maybe it's the water.

what does that say about lesbians going for straight women towards the end of a party?

that's hot. tell me more.

you know how it goes.
they wait until straight women are drunk and bored of all the annoying men.
they don't even buy the drinks, that's a strategy.

desperate, yet very very cunning.

then again, who are these wall-flowers that they hope to scissor into sappho?

You want gyal?
Glice know how to get gyal

Last week I was at a large party where i knew only 1 person, it kinda forces you to get social and chat to people, I think thats a good thing. It encourages you to pull yourself out of the corner and bring out your best qualities

We really should start an SY gossip guide to flirting...

they are generally good looking, mid 30's, succesful professionals and whine about how 'they can't keep a relationship'.

and no 2:

my hipster friends will view me as conservative if i don't 'experiment'

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derek is the only one being helpful.

You must spread some rep etc.

it's obvious that these nice ladies are fulfilling a predatory lapse in the food chain on the part of douchebags and shadowy cranstons, thereby doing nature's will (horror vacui).

its like gay physics. etc. etc.

next time: take pictures.

probably because lamont crackson is not doing it.

please note: I edited my post to reflect "physics" and not "science", which I felt was too broad-based; although, anything dealing with lesbians would be.