What can you do...
 

;)
...that nobody else can do?
It can be something that you're proud of or embarrassed about.

...I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Embarrassing.

I know very few people who can throat sing, which I can do. And I can hit a low D that puts my vocals lower than anyone else I know. And my typing speed was as high as 96 wpm at one point (down to c80 now).

i have a feeling you posted this just so everyone could try fitting their fist in their mouth.

lol
i tried it too and can put 2/6 of my fist in my mouth

pics please
you have to prove it now

Is it one of those lick your elbow things?

I've seen people put their entire fists in their mouths, it's not nice to see.
I can sleep for 20 hrs, but I'm guessing that's not a skill.

I can smell blood from 100 yards away.

true story.

I can fit an entire vagina in my mouth!

Did you actually just say that in public? Really?

on a side note: I find glice's pale attempt to top artsy's "entire-hand-in-mouth" innuendo with "throat-singing", disgusting.

shame.

hahahaha

Any less disgusting that confessing to an acute menses fetish?

it's not a fetish. vampirism is a crippling disease. I can't be dragged into "the make-up store" without wanting to wretch.

there's good blood and then there's the make-up store....

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth too. Great party trick.

god how I wish I was lying.

I know a guy who can give himself a blowjob.

But me, nah there's not much shit I can do except my drumskills, hahargh :D

tell me more ;)

keep that shit to yo'self

i saw a tv show about a guy who could do that once.
good for him really, because no one else would.

I can lick my elbow, and crush a can between my shoulder blades (great at parties!)


There was a story somewhere about a dude that had a sex addiction, and performed self-BJ's to himself. Until one day his dad walked in when he was doing it, and it scarred both of them fo' life, and the dad wanted him to get mental help or something.

it's there somewhere yeah, not sure in what order. i didn't like that movie much-- it was like "the oprah of fucking"

That reminds me of the (false) rumor that Marilyn Manson removed his lower set of ribs to be able to "self fellatiate".

I bet your friend never leaves the house!

if you had asked "what can you not do" i'd have a better list
such as:

swim
drive
ride a bike

You forgot 'stop whinging like a broken cat'.

i thought i'd say things people do not know.

take more narcotics at one time than anyone else I know
break hearts
hold in a hit a weed until it dissapates into air
hold out the highest note on the clarinet for 30 seconds
when i worked at burger king i could make a whopper in 5 seconds
deal with my insane boss 5 days a week but i love her

Haha, well I don't know about that.
He can't fit the whole sausage in his mouth, just a little the tip I think..
but seriously, I don't want to know more me either, hahaha :rolleyes:

I can do nothing longer than anyone.

fun to do but pointless. your body takes what it can within the first 2 seconds or so.

There are plenty of things i cannot do that most people can

I cant swim
I cant drive
I cant get a grasp on playing guitar
I cant find humour in national stereotypes (unless its the kind of humour that relies on the assumptions being funny in their own right, in which case i often titter)
I cant enjoy Dinosaur Jr

Then we're two.

I never managed to fix that shit.. I guess im to lazy.

I think i will start taking lessions again, ofcourse in private since those classes are so f*n expensive and then just do a drive-up test...:rolleyes:

if theres one thing i can do that noone else can its accurately portraying my own shortcomings

your mistaken, its the girl who cant cum.

anyway, i can burp the alphabet in less than two minutes.

I've developed a game called "smell this"". currently, I'm ahead by about 25 points (her having refused several demands at smelling); irregardless, each time we walk by the make-up store, she encourages me to smell it (with a shove towards the door).

I hold my breath.

At least you can ride a bike?
At least I can play guitar.

i will do my best but it really doesnt sound pretty!