has anything you've ever posted on here gotten you a tongue up yr ass in real life?
 

Just curious.

genteel farted up my ass

like this:

))~~((

forever?

yeah then we locked mouths and the farts went back and forth until we morphed into the tao and became a little tiny tao keyring which holds a key that unlocks the door to a room were we are farting up each others assholes then we locked mouths and the farts went back and forth until we morphed into the tao and became a little tiny tao keyring which holds a key that unlocks thee door to a room were we are farting up each others assholes then we locked mouths and the farts went back and forth until we morphed into the tao and became a little tiny tao keyring which holds a key that unlocks thee door to a room were we are farting up each others assholes...

yes, but was it because of something that you've posted?

yeah i posted the invitation COME FART UP MY ASS YOU SMELLY SHAGGY THANG.

Weird -- she was wearing Hello Kitty panties too. No shit.

teee heeee! you promised you wouldn't tell. :o

wow! he's such a fart-slut!

could've.
floatingslowly has begged me several times to shit on him lou reed style.

once, she's goin' twice
she's gonna do it all up and down
she's goin' once, she's goin' twice
she's goin', train's comin' round the bend
you know the train's comin' round the bend

hey, up and down, out of nowhere
taking me back where I belong
I've been here once and I don't dig it tonight
but
the train's coming round the bend
woah!
the train's coming round the bend


ooooo ALRIGHT!

everything i've posted on the board comes back to me via my ass

^ nice!

This can happen? O, I am all aflutter.

That hello kitty picture was my desktop for soooo long.

when you've racked up over 20K posts you're going to need some major laxatives

i wish...

i could get someone else a tongue in the ass followed by court proceedings no doubt.

what? who? when?

do tell, it's been awhile since the last syg drama.

what was the last dramatic syg saga anyway?

i think it was the Great Sway Debacle of 2010

but blackmail would definitely be an upgrade to both scandal and how low a person can sink

note to self: never sell drugs to jonboy.