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wellcharge 03.10.2010 11:37 PM

sex: would you fuck a juggalo/ette
 
is it an absolute deal breaker or turn on? if they were an excellent person otherwise would be willing to have a serious relationship?

who is down with da clownz?

jon boy 03.10.2010 11:56 PM

i'd fuck a gelato, coconut for sure.

pbradley 03.11.2010 12:10 AM

I'm not sure what you are asking. Would I fuck a juggalette? Sure, though this is supposing she doesn't look like an ogre.

But what's this shit about a serious relationship?

static-harmony 03.11.2010 12:17 AM

Nah they seem racist.

pbradley 03.11.2010 12:34 AM

I wouldn't mind letting a hot racist babe give me head.

static-harmony 03.11.2010 12:35 AM

Racist.

pbradley 03.11.2010 12:42 AM

I'll let her reverse cowgirl me. Then we can call that reverse racism.

girlgun 03.11.2010 01:00 AM

Best poll ever. More dark carnival talk please! I have icp decoder glasses, btw. They're badass or some shit.

the ikara cult 03.11.2010 05:55 AM

gelatinous juggalos... is there any other kind?

Toilet & Bowels 03.11.2010 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
I wouldn't mind letting a hot racist babe give me head.


i fucked a girl who turned out to be a real live nazi, she was great in bed but once was enough (and then once again just to make sure)

atsonicpark 03.11.2010 06:32 AM

Fuck yeah, I'd fuck her, clown paint on her face and all. I'd pour faygo on her cunt.

atsonicpark 03.11.2010 06:33 AM

scarlett pain is a juggalo:
 

atsonicpark 03.11.2010 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pbradley
I wouldn't mind letting a hot racist babe give me head.

Every hot babe is racist. They get sick of illegal aliens hitting on 'em at grocery stores.

the ikara cult 03.11.2010 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i fucked a girl who turned out to be a real live nazi, she was great in bed but once was enough (and then once again just to make sure)


one of my best friends turned out to be a proper holocaust denying jew hating chap. I didnt want to sleep with him of course, but he told me one day "Nah mate, i dont mind the blacks, its the asians who are the problem"

We used to ride our bikes together, what a bunch of scumbags i seem to attract


At least you got laid anyway

phoenix 03.11.2010 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
i fucked a girl who turned out to be a real live nazi, she was great in bed but once was enough (and then once again just to make sure)



I think I developed your photos once..

Toilet & Bowels 03.11.2010 08:05 AM

what makes you say that?

the ikara cult 03.11.2010 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
what makes you say that?


you got off with your Nazigirlfriend
I certainly didnt get off with my fascist schoolpal

the ikara cult 03.11.2010 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
what makes you say that?


Oh, sorry i didnt realise you meant the other person
Fascists make the best one-time fucks though

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 09:37 AM

I drink Faygo, it's only a buck-ten!
I'mma pour it on your tits when we fuckin'!




 



A hot girl, is a hot girl; no matter what her musical tastes are.


Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 09:48 AM

The Insane Clown Posse have much more merit than most people are willing to give them. Their cult-like fans can be annoying. But then again, so can hipper-than-thou, Sonic Youth worshipping pricks.

If anyone wants to give the group an honest shot, anything from Intelligence & Violence to Ringmaster is golden. With Hell's Pit being their best post-Ringmaster album. I'd recommend The Mutilation Mix (greatest hits that were never hits) for anyone looking for a mix of high quality ICP songs.

ICP - Prom Queen (from the Tunnel of Love EP)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xGK0IEgwO0

ICP - Never Had It Made (from Carnival of Carnage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-OogcAcC2w

ICP - Suicide Hotline (from Hell's Pit)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW351nag_VU

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 01:21 PM

I only live a few miles from southwest Detroit, ICP's homeland. I'm right in the jugular vein of the Juggalo community.

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
A hot girl, is a hot girl; no matter what her musical tastes are.


that's if you fuck her ONCE. if you start w/ repeat visits & overnight stays this soon becomes a problem.

demonrail666 03.11.2010 02:05 PM

I'd happily have sex with Dawn Avril so yes, I would fuck a juggalette.

 



 


I'd say the far greater problem is finding a juggalette willing to have sex with me.

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I'd happily have sex with Dawn Avril so yes, I would fuck a juggalette.

 



oh shit, i'd put up with an annoying CD or 2 for "repeat & repeat & repeat visits" to her chorizo hangar.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
that's if you fuck her ONCE. if you start w/ repeat visits & overnight stays this soon becomes a problem.



I didn't know the question was "Would you settle down and start a family with a Juggalette?" Even so, just because someone loves ICP, doesn't mean that they don't have other interests (musical, and non-musical) as well.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666


 




Oh shit, I was just about to search for this pic in the 'hot girls' thread!

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
I didn't know the question was "Would you settle down and start a family with a Juggalette?" Even so, just because someone loves ICP, doesn't mean that they don't have other interests (musical, and non-musical) as well.


Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666
 



sorry

i can only think of CHORIZO HANGAR

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 02:17 PM


 


How does it taste?

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
 


How does it taste?


tastes great i promise but i won't offer you mine, on account of your name being "eugene" and on top of that possibly a minor

now please, more posts of girls to justify my tendencies to objectify women, quick!!

floatingslowly 03.11.2010 02:22 PM

I'd have to say "no", because I know that after slapping her tied up body, my eyes are eventually bound to notice the crumpled ICP shirt on the floor, at which point, I'd become disgusted with myself, walk out and leave her to potentially starve to death. she doesn't look as if she's eaten in months, so the entire process could occur in under 6 hours.

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
I'd have to say "no", because I know that after slapping her tied up body, my eyes are eventually bound to notice the crumpled ICP shirt on the floor, at which point, I'd become disgusted with myself, walk out and leave her to potentially starve to death. she does look as if he's eaten in months, so the entire process could occur in under 6 hours.


that's what liquor is for, to blur out the bad details, but-- "he"?

you're thinking too much of pookie. time to reboot.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 02:24 PM

Just in case anybody was wondering what it looked like to fuck a Juggalette...

http://video.xnxx.com/video279106/goth_girl_webcam_sex

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
Just in case anybody was wondering what it looked like to fuck a Juggalette...

http://video.xnxx.com/video279106/goth_girl_webcam_sex

i saw the first 30 seconds and what fucking boredom.

she needs it in the ass where hopefully there'll be no lettering

!@#$%! 03.11.2010 02:29 PM

ok im done with my objectification quota for the day. bitch was asking for it though. good day.

floatingslowly 03.11.2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
that's what liquor is for, to blur out the bad details, but-- "he"?

you're thinking too much of pookie. time to reboot.


omg my touchpad keyboard is making me feel so gaaaaay!

giggity giggle "too much pookie". as if!

Dr. Eugene Felikson 03.11.2010 02:38 PM

Don't blame the girl, just 'cause the pounding ain't rough enough.

floatingslowly 03.11.2010 02:47 PM

listening to a band and wearing their shirt around are two different things.

on one hand, I'm not so shallow that I would care what she listens to, and on the other, I think it would be difficult to overcome my perception that people who wear ICP shirts, and model themselves as "insane clowns" are fucking stupid.

I'd be too paranoid that the moron might steal my genejuice and get pregnant. :(

Keeping It Simple 03.11.2010 02:51 PM

Fuck a duck!

Keeping It Simple 03.11.2010 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Eugene Felikson
Just in case anybody was wondering what it looked like to fuck a Juggalette...

http://video.xnxx.com/video279106/goth_girl_webcam_sex


A gallery of physical grotesqueries parodying the act of copulation. Watching grass grow has never seemed more appealing.

waltermcphilp 03.11.2010 03:28 PM

Juggalettes go ass to mouth.


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