The beard thread.
 

Spoilsport.

On the left, yes, on the right, no.


Yes.



Legions of yes. Zizeck is the absolute paragon of decent career/ beard matching.

So, basically, if you're a composer, philosopher or son of God, go for the beard.

what about motherfucking Hemingway?

The philosophers without beards look better.

no one takes non bearded philosophers seriously

Yeah, look at Marx, what a beard he had!
The moustache works as well (ie Nietzsche).
But who cares about Wittgenstein?

In my mind, the philosopher's beard is associated to the metaphysician. Nobody takes metaphysics seriously anymore.

I AM A MASSIVE CUNT BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A BEARD.

If I'd only ever seen pictures of him, I'd never read his books.



Look at this squitty-eyed, non-bearded cunt! Your rules are piddle, metaphysics or not.

Go Doug, go!

~Jeremy~

like most bald men i had until recently a full beard but it became increasingly annoying and things started to live in it so i got rid. i did however enjoy having it for quite a while, i hid behind it if you know what i mean?

Daniel Dennett probably has the most classical beard that I know of.

And he's a cunt, with or without it.



Santa Claus-looking motherfucker.

I can't grow a beard. Or rather, I look like a massive cunt when I try to. As you may recall, I have a little boy face. One day though. One day...

i cant wait for my existing hair to turn gray so i can look more distinguished and less like a sex offender in the community.

I think people will be sniffy about northerners wherever they are, to be honest. Except in northland, obviously.

hacksaw jim duggan!

yessir!

we all hate northern cunts.

thats true. on the few occassions i have been clean shaven, I didn't even take myself seriously ;)

I did this huge metre by a metre artwork framed of a bearded dude for an exhibition that's currently running. His eyes follow everyone around the gallery.

HAHA. Hacksaw! Jim! Duggen!

I still have a figurine of him somewhere from when I was a kid.

my beard is crappppppy right now.



but I did have that going for me before I went job hunting

vs




the answer is obvious

hes called "hans", I am not sure if its him or his beard

Chas Smith has a decent beard and makes fantastic music instruments.