I feel mean today
 

What should I do?

Sell crack to some kids.

sold it ages ago...

draw angry pictures

Or you could just start neg-repping everyone on here! Not me of course since I came up with the idea. Well that should keep you busy I suppose, have fun!

can we streetview your ass now?

buy a load of turtles and flip them on their backs in your backyard. then sit and watch, with a nice drik by hand.

I'd never spend money to be evil btw.

then steal some turtles.

leave turtles alone. They are great.

if you wanna be mean, be mean to humans, who deserve it.

have a wank.

I've been mean to a couple persons today but seemed like they almost enjoyed it, so I'm torn between being angrily (?) mean for the evening or just give it up and watch sons of anarchy walking around the house like Jax.

i hope you realise i wasn't serious. harming animals is simply one of the meanest things i can think of because they don't deserve it at all.

ur right. seemed a bit too unfeminine to me, but could fit the mean mood ha!

where's the posts preservation society when you need it?
lazy fucks.

the turtle drawing is awesome, hahaha

i know but I love turtlesss

start a trollish thread or turn this one

this may sound silly but today someone requested me to draw a woman with her head up a guy's ass and a turtle in her vagina.

Haha, reminded me of this.

get out of my thread.

dumbass

When I was like fucking 9 or 10 I had a dream that I was a turtle (not a Ninja Turtle which I was way into at the time but a regular fucking turtle), and I was totally plowing a lady turtle (also a regular fucking turtle.) There was no foreplay or afterglow. Just two turtles, silently making it. I woke up and didn't know how to feel about anything.

I read in an article about John Fahey that he was obsessed with turtles and tortoises because it was a conjured mythology to deal with repressed memories of being molested as a child.

I've actually never been molested, which was a total blow to my childhood self-esteem. Some dude at the Brooklyn Y (kind of like a YMCA?) tried to molest me around that time... he even bit his lip and got a sweaty brow... but shit didn't go down, and that came after the dream anyway.

I was never into Lucy on account of her being the archetypal cunt.

Wallflower pedophiles are the worst. Seriously, what kid has time to babysit all of that emotional baggage? They're just all about candy and having fun.

going to work tonite, Bradders?

oh good. the number's on the fridge. I'll be back after midnight.

Well, he was pretty proactive about it. He pretended to be doing a survey for his high school on sexual development. He said he needed to see my pubes so he could take notes. Just as I was about to show him my pubes is when he began biting his lip and getting all sweaty. It was also at this moment where I was all "OH HEY WAIT A MINUTE BRO." And then some Russian dudes came in and he got nervous and I booked it.

No. Why?

What an amateur.

Fortunate bail, though.

Yeah, he was young and inexperienced. I'm sure that at this point in time his mustache is fully grown in and he's elbow deep in boy-ass. Or at least mid-forearm. Young boys are more physically shallow than their mature/legal counterparts.

the feeling faded.
Probably coz ploesj hasn't seen the drawing.