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davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:28 AM

she is not really that attractive
 
b able to perfom and not b shy of getting hard easily. we dont have all day


im looking 4 a guy that is 6.75 or more inches no lower than 6.75, thats cut, thick and dont have a huge curve n their dick

u must host. we dont have our own place. to get our pics u must have a pic. no old men, no fat guys or hairy guys. need nt apply if u are. we have unprotectve sex, just cuz she alleric 2 latex and i cant have children. i hope u are able to pull out and put ur big load sumwhere on her

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:33 AM

Let's get sexy

Once you get your hands on my body you won't want to take them off
 

notyourfiend 08.20.2009 12:34 AM

pulling out isn't an effective mode of birth control. hopefully that poster won't have to learn that one the hard way.

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:35 AM

Sexy Girl Looking For Fun Guy Picture Attractive

I guess my plan worked to catch your attention. Although I just got out of really long relationship, don't worry it is really over.
 

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:37 AM

-:¦:-•° *.•´-:¦:- Coco Wants Some Warm Cream -:¦:-•° *.•´-:¦:- -
Please help me put some cream all over this sweet coco.....
 

Zombie Robot 08.20.2009 12:41 AM

holy crap these bitches are crazy.

Satan 08.20.2009 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
-:¦:-•° *.•´-:¦:- Coco Wants Some Warm Cream -:¦:-•° *.•´-:¦:- -
Please help me put some cream all over this sweet coco.....
 


what are you talking about, thats a nice fucking ass

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:49 AM

 

 


girl with an AOL Email Address Problem, can any1 help?
 

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:53 AM

so i basicali looking for niga that want to chill with me on some type freaki note lol
 

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:53 AM

i've been on cl for 3 hours. its better than a movie

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:56 AM

in town for business
 

davenotdead 08.20.2009 12:58 AM

paging Rob instigator...
 

 

davenotdead 08.20.2009 01:03 AM

oh man, this girl is cute and not a hooker.

someone in nyc go bang her.
 

davenotdead 08.20.2009 01:07 AM

omg.

Throating College Dickheads

Throating College Dickheads [band name.]

 

[and album cover. this guy's genius]

GeneticKiss 08.20.2009 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead


Bad lighting...she looks like she doesn't wipe.

davenotdead 08.20.2009 01:15 AM

i think those are diff wimin. but yeah the one in black needs a baby wipe

pbradley 08.20.2009 01:19 AM

This image fits well here.

 

girlgun 08.20.2009 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
oh man, this girl is cute and not a hooker.

someone in nyc go bang her.
 


she's not cute. just naked.

!@#$%! 08.20.2009 08:42 AM

this just put a damper on my morning. yikes.

terriblecanyons 08.20.2009 09:18 AM

http://wyoming.craigslist.org/m4w/1320703330.html

joe11121 08.20.2009 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
-:¦:-•° *.•´-:¦:- Coco Wants Some Warm Cream -:¦:-•° *.•´-:¦:- -
Please help me put some cream all over this sweet coco.....

 


this one is hilarious hahaha

static-harmony 08.20.2009 01:24 PM

Oh man check this one out.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...333260566.html

davenotdead 08.20.2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons


hahaha.


synth- yrs has been flagged. lol

static-harmony 08.20.2009 01:48 PM

Damn, it was super funny.

static-harmony 08.20.2009 01:49 PM

I clicked on it it wasn't flagged. But anyways here is the text.

I am nice looking (cool smile, eyes, etc...) Corporate Executive family man---guy next door type here.

5'10"

I work out daily and I am hung long and extra hugely thick and cut.


182 lbs

short dark hair
brown eyes
caucasian


Very clean, very discreet, safe, you be too.

Not into drugs or guys who hook up all the time.
This is for a secret reliable close relationship that is ongoing just between you and me for mutual affection and exploring. Since this is for a reliable warm ongoing relationship, I am not answering one and two sentence emails, of course.

Starting with JO

leading eventually (when I know you are in unquestionable good health and not doing this with others) to oral. This is NOT a posting for anal sex, sorry.


I am a mid 40's white, moderately hairy, married dad.


I would like to find an asian or hispanic younger guy (though caucasian or black would be cool too) who is super clean, not a weirdo, NOT doing this with a bunch of different guys, reliable, kind, considerate, healthy and YOU MUST BE ABLE TO HOST ON SATURDAY EVENINGS.


Pics are a big plus.

This is not about immediate or one time hook ups.

This is for a secret relationship that is ongoing just between you and me for mutual affection and exploring.


Nice and genuine and down to earth and warm kind person here...you be too (if such a person even exists on CL besides me!) NO interest in one time hook ups or instant hook ups...seeking a unique, kind, genuine, sweet, down to earth guy...like me, with a good heart and good head on his shoulders.

Thanks...

davenotdead 08.20.2009 01:51 PM

hahaha.

"a secret relationship"

static-harmony 08.20.2009 01:52 PM

HAHAHA

"Nice and genuine and down to earth and warm kind person here...you be too (if such a person even exists on CL besides me!)"

SuchFriendsAreDangerous 08.20.2009 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
i've been on cl for 3 hours. its better than a movie


funniest thing I ever see on craig's list is all the "No Dick Shots Please" comments.. shit, I was never even thinking of sending one till they said not too ;)

joe11121 08.20.2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by static-harmony
I clicked on it it wasn't flagged. But anyways here is the text.

I am nice looking (cool smile, eyes, etc...) Corporate Executive family man---guy next door type here.

5'10"

I work out daily and I am hung long and extra hugely thick and cut.


182 lbs

short dark hair
brown eyes
caucasian


Very clean, very discreet, safe, you be too.

Not into drugs or guys who hook up all the time.
This is for a secret reliable close relationship that is ongoing just between you and me for mutual affection and exploring. Since this is for a reliable warm ongoing relationship, I am not answering one and two sentence emails, of course.

Starting with JO

leading eventually (when I know you are in unquestionable good health and not doing this with others) to oral. This is NOT a posting for anal sex, sorry.


I am a mid 40's white, moderately hairy, married dad.


I would like to find an asian or hispanic younger guy (though caucasian or black would be cool too) who is super clean, not a weirdo, NOT doing this with a bunch of different guys, reliable, kind, considerate, healthy and YOU MUST BE ABLE TO HOST ON SATURDAY EVENINGS.


Pics are a big plus.

This is not about immediate or one time hook ups.

This is for a secret relationship that is ongoing just between you and me for mutual affection and exploring.


Nice and genuine and down to earth and warm kind person here...you be too (if such a person even exists on CL besides me!) NO interest in one time hook ups or instant hook ups...seeking a unique, kind, genuine, sweet, down to earth guy...like me, with a good heart and good head on his shoulders.

Thanks...


hahahahhaa

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.20.2009 02:43 PM

so i basicali looking for niga that want to chill with me on some type freaki note lol


LOLOLOLOLOL!

jerf 08.20.2009 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlgun
she's not cute. just naked.


shes cute. and naked.


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