chuck norris is so passé...
 

are you not tired of the chuck norris memes yet?
do you feel compelled to ridicule juvenile attempts at humor utilizing low resolution images of mr. norris?

look no further..

today coming to office in my 17 year old nirvana t-shirt (the one that says "fudge packin' crack smokin' satan worshippin' motherfucker" on the back) and listening to music, i was suddenly mesmerized by a familiar old tune..

it was "the conjuring" from the album peace sells... but who's buying? from the thrash metal giant megadeth..




sudenly i compiled a playlist of my megadeth favorites and started to rock out to them, with the full realization that dave mustaine is the dog's bollocks.. i had even carved MUSTAINE IS GOD on my desk in high school, and got myself into trouble..




and i did these instead of working..




well, it is friday afterall and we deserve some play time occasionally..




so, there you go..
enjoy and propagate...

I appreciate yr enthusiasm, but Dave Mustaine is NOT a Texas Ranger.

there's just really not much you can do about Chuck.

besides, everybody here knows that Steve Shelley is actually Chuck Norris.

how dare you come in here making fun of Steve Shelley. how DARE you.

Haven't heard of or thought of Chuck Norris in like 10 years, outside of this message board. This "meme" thing is so weird.

Mustaine is one ugly motherfucker.

are we on the same internet? I don't think so.



best applicational use of Dave Mustaine: a couple years back, my burning-man pseudo-hippie friend invited my other friend to this gig in austin.

it's a burning-man sponsored event called "flip side". well, that year, the theme was Symphony of Construction.

not being a stinkin' hippie, my friend that went to visit felt that the only acceptable way to pull up to that fucking hippie camp was by blaring Megadeth.

nobody fucking "got it". fucking hippies.

Clifford > Chuck Norris

Hum... Everybody knows that Dr. Manhattan beats the shit out of Chuck Norris.

Note that I said "outside of this board".

This board is really the only gateway for me to learn about all these dumb "memes" and stuff. I don't really go anywhere else on the internet that would allow me to experience these, uh, brilliant, thought-provoking... things.

So, until chuck norris memes start showing up in my Katsumi Takes 6 Big Wart Dicks videos.. I don't know what the fuck is going on.

yes

this thread fucking sucks

yeah, I guess if this is yr only outlet, Chuck is rarely brought up here (if at all--thankfully).

you should visit The Barrens.

lol you just used brilliant and throught-provoking in the same sentence as internet lol

The who?

I saw Chuck Norris on comething irrelevant a few times, a long time ago.

I dunno, he's still just that guy from the fitness advertisements to me.

hold tight to this question. never let it go. ignorance is indeed bliss.

it's too late for me.

walker told me; I have AIDS.

Yes, but know he knows that he's ignorant. Ignorance of ignorance is bliss in this case. Now that he knows about it, not so much.

This said I don't know what/who the fuck The Barrens are. You've just broken my bliss as well. Thanks.

Also, just so you know, in french, mémé means granny. Not that grannies are a meme.

Hold on a sec, I am going to ignore the ignorant ignorance of ignorancy.

Sounds like an amazing bliss.

the more that you type it, the less likely that you are to succeed.



it's up to you not to heed the call-up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE

The cat is the best part.

I haven't seen any of it for years (and even then I didn't see much of it), I dunno maybe I dont hang out on that part of the internet? I once saw him appearing on some cable tv show, might have been something from spike-I dont know American stations-and anyway they're discussing the phenomenon and eventually they ask him to read out a couple.
And he could barely read them. Just stumbling along like a semi-literate.

Also, hasn't he now made the shift that all has-been washed up b-grade actors make: turning to rightwing politics?

haha I didn't know you were talkin about Barren chat.


PS. what is the story with the barren chat...I guess I wasn't around for that since I started like a year late on WoW.

the story with barrens chat: ALL chuck norris ALL the TIME. I believe it to be the root of all internet Chuck Norris talk. if not patient-zero, then someone who knows him.

see also: "lol havf u seen mankriks wife? ware r she?"

it's the reason why I rarely got a horde past 21. I was so beat up after the Barrens that I'd quit.

i've never seen a chuck norris meme

Isn't he the guy who hung himself? Oh wait...I keep getting them mixed up :)

Bruce Lee fucks Chuck Norris' day up.. By that I mean he kills him, in Way Of The Dragon

PLOT

The Mafia boss hires foreign martial artists who have trouble communicating with each other to challenge Tang Lung. Tang defeats them with help from his friends in the countryside near the Colosseum. Tang has an iconic final showdown inside the Colosseum with the Karate fighter Colt, the best of the hired fighters. Tang kills Colt, but he covers the body with Colt's white Gi to show his respect and admiration after the fight.

The skill you never learned is the always-useful tool called "ignoring". The first time I levelled up in the Barrens I actually never looked at the chat box, unless somebody was actually speaking to me.

Internet fads (not saying the word y'all are using) are like "funny" t-shirts- useful for people with a poorly-developed sense of humour. :)

i've aslways been more of a van-damme man myself.

my favorite Barrens story: long ago, I decided to try out priest because I actually like healing / buffing people. I would toss fortitude buffs on everyone I saw.

happily making my way down to Ratchet, I saw a lone troll warrior on the road. doing my thing, I ran by, buffed him and waved.

about 2 minutes later, I get a whisper asking "wtf did u do 2 me." [I was busy] "anser me godamit".
I said "lol, newb".
he says "dunt u dare call me a fucking newb. fuck u".
I say "ok, newb".
so he says "ur a fag. i bet ur a beaner 2".
I say "haha? a beaner? because I buffed you? haha newb"
he says "ya fucking fggt beaner. godam mexcan"
I say "enjoy yr vacation, newb!"
/ignore

and yeah, I'm a "fag" and "a beaner" for fucking giving this guy more hitpoints.


this was the first and only time that I actually took the time to report somebody. haha

fucking barrens.

this post has EVERYTHING to do with CHUCK NORRIS.

Aww. I know how that kinda thing can sour you on people/places. And believe me, lots of people I know absolutely hated The Barrens. They'd never level another toon there, they got so sick of it. The Horde might have Barrens, but the Alliance have to deal with Goldshire.

Do I still have to reply to the original post about Chuck? Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck Banana Fanna Fo...

I'm guess someone is spamming this quest? lol oh god. Some part of me wants to go back sooo bad.

heheh. the world of warcrack. ;)

I'd actually have thoughts of reactivating, but I gave up "the good computer" so that SOMEONE can play sims.

it's debatable as to whether or not this is a good thing.

"just say no" - "one day at a time"

I love that.. "the good computer".

I could tell so many stories right now regarding that but eh. THey're all kinda boring and all have the same beginning and end.

this thread isn't about me is it

bruce lee never used a fucking sword, have you ever even seen any of his films?

Fuck Chuck Norris, Billy Mays is where it's at


Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Billy Mays. Before his foot even left the ground, Chuck was already on his first of three easy payments of $29.95.


http://www.billymaysfacts.com/

^^^ I'll have to trust that that's true, but Bruce Lee Quotes .com did a TRRRRBLE photoshop job of Lee in his "ready pose".

nice catch.

dragon is a good movie. you can almost see the exact moment when raul julia gets cancer.

yeah, not to mention that they've photo shopped him to hold a fucking japanese sword. it's fucking amteur hour for real.