I'm coming in you
 

whether you like it or not

how?

I love you

this reminds me of my last bike.

really? cause that would be super

I'm not sure if I feel scared or excited.

why limit yourself so?

Our garbage disposal broke, and my wife hired some tweaker dude she found on Craig's List to fix it. He left a drill that's worth more than we paid him on our porch and we haven't seen or heard from him in days. I should probably buy a shotgun now.

first, you might want to unplug that disposal...

I come in you face!

you tell me face?

no, not the face!

Oh, so sorry, I come in you face

(tracy morgan playing a chinese man)

Where's suchfriends, he should be warning us about std's!

Awesome.

I'll allow it, but be warned that it'll be reciprocated.

we have a garbage disposal, but we never use it. What's the point of one anyway? The plumber said we need to run it once a week so that it doesn't get backed up. Are you sposed to run it with water running down it or no?

Putting a huge load on a chick's face while they're talking dirty to you with their own panties in their mouths = priceless.

For everything else, there's Visa.

oh, thank gawd, he's back.

I've been worried that you had the big one gmku.

:(

no more babies! My stomach has been ravaged enough!

I know who you are now - you're really Juntaro from Gergerigegege. Maybe the next Scissor Shock release could be you and your lady on the job, with a suitable noisy backing - car horns that play "Colonel Bogey", banjos played through a cranked amp, and recordings of hooting owls.

why did nobody try to help me with garbage disposal dilemma?

I'm totally making girlgun eat her own panties.

totally.

sorry, I thought I did. it was dead-air though.

yes. run water. yes. use it. you shouldn't wash anything down yr drain that "a baby can't chew". the disposal takes care of that.

I hope this helps.

:)


also: tell yr wife to stop flushing tampons NOW. trust me on this...

babies come out of the stomach?? :confused: :(

They call it a C-section:)

well... what's a d-section?

I blow a load on her face and make her say grace.

piss off:eek:

Haha. My girlfriend LOVES getting a facial. She hates to swallow though. The exact opposite of every girl I've been with. What can I say.. I like it.

Naw, just send him a fruit basket.

OK, but you have to sleep on the wet spot!