Thread for unfunny people.
 

I am totally unfunny.

the funny parts are accidents.

I just wrote a poem

Sitting alone with a gun in one hand
In the other, a rising sun
Yes, actually holding onto the sun itself but it's not even burning my hand
So, I decided to take that sun and use it for something good
I lost something very important to me in the process
So, I waste my time now
I sit and think of what I lost and what I'm losing but don't worry about what I will lose more of
The elements of control: the potential to lose what I've already lost
I make feature length movies with the shadows from my hands.
My best friend is a dead deer mounted on the wall
With a cigarette in its mouth that I light for show
I'm actually wiring a system that makes the cigarette blow smoke
If I had acquaintances to come over, they'd marvel at its wonder
My acquaintances won't come over, though
Despite my shadow-hand movies and smoking dead deer heads
I think the sun alienates them
I've been spending too much with it
Caressing it solar center
When it feels sexy, it slips in solar eclipse
The beauty of ionized metals is far beyond the grasp of simple human minds, you know
It's like a catterpillar turning into a butterfly
Or a slow peel-back of the tiny mouths on the flaky enamel ceiling above their rotting heads
See, I grew old when I was young
From staring into that sun
So now I can be young forever
I don't need anyone else

unfunny haha or unfunny strange?

ps: I agree. it's wood, alright.

I don't see the difference, sir. :) I would say both.

I'm not funny.

Get the fuck out of this thread!

Here I am.

rock you like a hurricane.

Hahahahah...are you funny, or what? <3

Talking about (un)funny people, has anyone seen the new Judd Apatow movie, Funny People ? I'm planning to see it when it's being released in Belgium (in October...)

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS THREAD WAS JUST A TRAP

TheFoxBen is a viral marketing agent!

Run to the hills!

Do you mean he promotes items with anthrax or some shit?

better don't run to the hills or you will find Mr Milky - the cat

run to the hills
run for your liiiiife

Hi. I'm Judd Apatow, my movie is very funny and Seth Rogen is starring in it, EVERYBODY LOVES SETH ROGEN ! Go see my movie, you will laugh and you will learn about life. Also, it has Adam Sandler and Eric Bana (yes, the guy from Munich. Remember, if you get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in Munich !)

(don't forget to take part in the contest in order to get a role in my next movie, because it's the only you'll get since you're a bunch of unknown motherfuckers).

I just came into this thread, to say I don't belong in it ;-)

the funniest things tend to be things that are not funny, like being so bad it's good.

honestly i'm fthe funniest person you'll ever meet in real ife
i dont think titmranslates as well on a message board
where i have to talk amongst JACKASSES

amen, sister.

chrome noise tape, that is not a picture of you as a child is it...?

i hate to be funny... when i'm not.

yes it is...i just miss those days.

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Dave Thorndayzak

Dave Thorndayzak Who?

How many Dave Thorndayzak's do you know?! Now Let me in its cold out here!

Am I doing it right?

HAHAHAHA was that from role models?

Yep.
Haha fucking funny movie.

lol It had really funny moments.

hay guise wuts goin on in dis thred?

Nothin'... Just being unfunny.

at last I've found my own kind

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