So,...now let's hear what you suck at.
 

I really wanted to post in noisereduction's thread. There are things that I'm good at, but I would say I suck in alot more areas. Such as:

Fixing my own car when it craps out.
math/any type of memorization requirements.
burning CD's.
posting my own work in "Post Yr Art or Die".
playing any musical instrument.

Those are just a few and I know I could learn to do them. Just not right now.

everything else...heh.

Playing guitar.

Keeping my opinions to myself in situations where it would be in my best interests to do so.

At everything

Oh....I believe you when you say you suck at EVERYTHING, but everyone sucks at SOME THINGS more than they suck at others.

mechanics
letting things go
sports
sitting still
being in the same room with mayonaise

I'm an expert at not cooking.

I can't swim, can't fix anything on a car, can't blow bubblegum bubbles, can't whistle, can't hula-hoop.

I suck at being dishonest.

I suck at providing sympathy. I feel it, but I am so analytical dumbshit that what I think are comforting words are just harsh splashes of cold comfort water

everything!

math
tapdancing
saying goodbye

hitting on girls.

gymnastics

^this
plus, talking to a bigger group of people (more than 3 people, actually)
handling conflicts
leading and being superior to people
remember my family's birth days

Math. So bad. I don't think my left brain exists. I think I have two right brains.

It used to be just things like algebra and anything higher I struggled with in highschool, I've ignored it so much since then sometimes I feel retarded even with basic math.

SO bad.

hahaha yeah. me too

I suppose it has to be something I've tried, right? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be any good at ballet, or opera.

I have never been a very gifted athlete. Especially after puberty. I suck at brown-nosing. I gave a half-hearted attempt at playing the guitar. But it was my sister's and when she moved out she took it with her, so I couldn't practise anymore. But I never stuck with the saxophone either.

I'm so fucking lazy. That's one of the biggest hurdles I need to overcome.

Math. Everyone tells me, "but you're supposed to be good at math since you're a musician," but there isn't really much math involved in music beyond counting.

seconded

life, yo.

Music is math

Yeah, really. Music is nothing but numbers, counting, etc.

2+2=Music

Sorry. The two don't translate well for me. I guess since most music comes to me so naturally, I've never really had to think about it.

Nuclear Physics.

I play music with people who do not like the same music I do..
So I guess I suck at finding people to play with.

skateboarding
fixing mechanical things
talking loudly at bars

i suck at public speaking, kinda having a stammer and all

- Taxes
- Organization
- Auto mechanics (good one artsy)
- big social events
- reading books
- keeping my lawn cut

I suck at blowjobs.

Also watching t.v.

I highly disagree with this. This and that theory that if it isn't classical of Jazz, it isn't music.

All that drives my is pitch, chords, melodies, frequencies and all that sh!t when playing music..... the timing / the math part just happens and falls in place to the melody. There is math involved, but math doesn't give music it's character, it's only a component of it. So, to say music is math, well......

can't play guitar
can't blowjob myself (i don't suck that!)
can't arrive anywhere soon

i suck these:





but i don't suck AT it

have a good weekend...

!@#$%! doesn't suck at NSFW either. thank fuck it's saturday, huh?

I suck at making friends. I'm far too choosey and discriminate against everyone for the most minor infractions of my rules. I know that it's not their fault. it's just how it's gotta be.

that said, I don't suck at keeping friends. mostly.

Finishing books
Getting a job
Keeping my room clean for more than a week
Cock and balls
Keeping in touch
Not getting lost

Yesss, keeping the room clean. Getting it clean is a problem too.

Remembering movies.

Making new friends when I'm all by myself.

Hiding that I'm really pissed off.

Sure, I don't really completely agree with it either and I know what you're saying. Still doesn't deny that the actual, "classic" definition of music is.. well...

I suck at being motivated, keeping horrible jobs, however I no longer suck at cello

answering all these questions. you and kegmama just forward all these to my press agent, I'll have her fax you out the responses by thursday next week.