Things you feel like yr an expert of
 

I feel like I know a good deal about a lot of things, but these are the bands I feel like I'm an actual expert on:

Sonic Youth (natch)
MF Doom
Lil Wayne
golden age hip hop history (86-96 specifically)
Beck
Nirvana
The Lemonheads
Sublime
A Tribe Called Quest
DJ Shadow
Cex

These are ones off the top of my head that I'm confident that I've really kept up on. There's other stuff, but I wanted to get the ball rolling. Like Wes Craven for instance. I'm sure I'd come up with more. But you?

Hmm, Nirvana & The Beatles without a doubt. Sonic youth to an extent, but not nearly as much as I know about the other two.

I'm not being silly, but I think it's good to know who knows what. Like if I'm interested in something, I wanna know who to ask. Ya dig?

Nirvana and blowjobs.

haha

gangster rap / dance hall reggae (circa 1987-93).

the rest is a blur.

Everything but the girl

bright eyes, marc jacobs' clothing lines, the history channel

animal collective
cryptowonderdruginvogue

Sonic Youth (though I'm dwarfed by half a handful of folks on here)
Sun Ra
Carpenters
experimental music
Northwest rock/punk
Eighties music (much of which I hate, but have gotten quite familiar with by getting paid to play it)
Eighties post-punk
Alastair Reynolds (at least I've read everything he's published so far...)
C. J. Cherryh (science fiction only though, I haven't read her fantasy)
cunnilingus
talking to cats
consumer protection
1st gen RPGs (talk about useless filled brain space!)
weed
holding it in
cooking
cheap wine
sexting

hammer horror films and the first cramps album. that's about my lot.

Bullshit, I know you can recite Diamond Head lyrics with little forethought!

ah, I've been exposed!!!

names of actors/films
baseball
fantasy sports
miley cyrus
brian chippendale
nudism

I really know ALOT about both Lil Wayne and The Ramones.

I might know more than Noise Redux even (about weezy of course)

the occult
astrology
satanism
sex
nirvana
kicking people's asses
cooking

cooking? you cook? what are you a mormon?

no, i'm a force of fucking nature

... that cooks.

pft

i stay brutal even in the kitchen

you're totally just jealous cuz you want me to come cook some brutal awesome food for you

I know I do.

no. i'd want you to pop out and buy me ice cream, like right now.

Jazz and blues, food, alcohol, geography, gaydar.

Watching men getting bummed with bent forks.

Controlled Bleeding.

Getting revenge.

Driving way too fast for road conditions.

sonic youth
motorsport
my musical tastes
anthing i know a lot of that i can stand behind my arguements with firm convictions

I would say Nirvana but I know there are sooo many people out there who could kick my ass in Nirvana trivia (Kegmama for one)

My poor little brain is all rusty and shit, so that Nirvana knowledge I learned years ago is kinda uh... fucked.

I'm expert in

Driving
Sonic Youth(nothing compared to you all though....so does that make a not expert?)
Nirvana.

Oh yeah I'm also an expert at being awkward....umm...and math I guess...heh.

Ghostbusters

Ah, cooking. I had to edit my list now.

pissing. also pising in the middle of the night.

captain beefheart
jandek
underground movies
asses

- at my job - I really feel confident at what I do and I've been called for consultations as an "expert" in the field, which always kind of boosted my ego
- at knowledge of contemporary alternative/noise/drone/indie music ... well, that's what friends tell me. but those are the friends who listen to U2 and Dave Matthews Band
- at drinking - i know it ain't no virtue, but if you ever need a drink buddy, i'm in
- at praising my girlfriend's culinary experiments - she loves that ANYTHING she cooks I like and I can go on forever praising her skills. i guess i just don't have high expectations when it comes to food
- edit - ok, cunnilingus too

yeah i'm a cunnilingus king myself.

it's fun, isn't it? kind of like remote control

Man, I love making girls go crazy with just a fucking TONGUE and some fingers. I love eating that fucking pussy. I don't care if it's bloody or what, RAH I'm a vaginal vampire, I don't even give a fuck, I'll pound that fucking hole all night and do the A, B, C's on her clit. Damn son. Then when I'm done I'll pour some cum coffee in her little cunt mug.

you're not really sober now, are ya?

fucked up on hydros and been up all night working 3rd shift and can't sleep and have to go back in in 6 hours

what's hydros?
enlighten me