how would you kill yourself, if you decided to kill yourself?
 

Just curious. No need to pm me here!! I have a fascination with death. I'm not going to do anything stupid...

But, yeah. What would be the best way to kill yourself? I think the whole "parking-your-running-car-in-the-garage" carbon monoxide poisoning method might work for me.

massive overdose behind a locked door

On what?

not pills! its a slow agonizing death.

i dont feel right responding to this thread. way to make me feel wierd atsonic. lets bump ur finger in the butt thread instead. i can talk about that all day.

heroin and alcohol

I would obtain whatever drug(s) necessary to just put me to sleep forever. I hate messy suicides. Also, I would NOT want to void in the middle of it all.

I could never decide.

I would take a hot bath, smoke a bowl, relax, and appreciate all that I am about to give up. Once I am done reflecting on my life and paying respects to what I love, I will slowly sink my head into the tub, until my lips are just below the surface point. Then I'd inhale.

I'd probably buy a handgun and shoot myself in the head.

Nothing too high of caliber so my brains wouldn't get all over the place.

There is no such thing as a "clean" suicide. Unless your body is competely vaporized (i.e. nuclear bombing), you'll at least shit yourself when your sphincter lets go.

solution: shit beforehand

Yeah! So right! FYI ...that's also what to do before giving birth.

...oh, and now I remember someone who had a heart attack at the Opera and she shat her pants.

A slow painful death...called aging.

i haven't quite figured it out yet, but something involving inducing a sugar coma.

I'd take out all my enemies Rambo Style, rob from the greedy, give to the poor, buy some crazy expensive stuff, a few other things I dare not speak of and then go out extreme.... maybe a skydive w/o the chute. In short, try to absorb as much life beforehand.

I gurantee that when I die, I won't shit... but I will cum.

oh come on now, adam, don't be silly.

jump out of a plane

yes, I was thinking about the jump from a plane without opening the chute.
I think I'd want to "go" in a kind of "life enjoying" way rather than a sad way.
Besides, I could always open the chute if I wanted to.
I like to plan things with an exit strategy, just in case...you never know what you could experience moments before the end, perhaps a superrevelation (not necessary religious) that would make you change your mind...

26 reds and a bottle of wine.

Personally, I don't understand why some people have twitter, tumblr, facebook, myspace, livejournal, and like a thousand other things at the same time, to constantly update. Social networking is creepy. No offense to anyone who genuinely enjoys and feels compelled to constantly update all those things, but dang. I like Livejournal because I can post random bullshit and entertain the few people who understand what I'm talking about. I like myspace because bands that I befriend can post touring schedules and stuff. Other than that... ehhh. But more power to the people who enjoy all this stuff. I just don't really have the time or the patience -- and I don't really want people to know THAT MUCH about me.

this.

Cadbury surprise:

Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8

 

What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.
How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.
Headbutt the sidewalk:

Manliness: 10 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 10 Mess: 4
What you need: a sidewalk.
How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

I'd read every thread you've posted in the last month 100 times :-)

http://www.celticmythmoon.com/images...thyst_800W.jpg

that ocean is so fucking beautiful
THAT is the place to die

I would want to be dead before I was awake and drowning though. It'd just be a nice place to float and bleed out back into the earth. The absinthe is so I'd be suitably drunk but still 'with it' somewhat.

get trampled by elephants

All yall some dark motha fuckas, ya heard?

I would like to be shot out of a cannnon with the star spangled banner going with fireworks like hunter s thompson. But instead of my ashes, I would have them shoot my bloody limbs out of the cannon.

That is America.

haha.

sometimes.

180 miligrams of xanax, a bottle of crown & top it off with 500 milligrams of perks.

unpossible.

you cannot kill that which is already dead.

Oh ya I just realized I posted my funeral request.
Oh well, it's still hilarious

Shoot myself directly into the sun.

I'm with Satan and artsygrrl

...ANOTHER factor to consider.....would you die naked or not?