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aloevera_biopillow2000 07.25.2009 03:43 PM

i'm looking for girl
 
abc

Derek 07.25.2009 03:44 PM

I'll be your girl bro.

Derek 07.25.2009 04:05 PM

<33333.

godsfavoritedog 07.25.2009 04:13 PM

"don't worry about that," says the angel
"soon she'll be stinking in bed with a brainless dick."

Sweet. You're looking for a girl and I've been looking for a sig line! I promise you that when all the hot girls inevitably pm me to ask where I got it from, I will send them your way. Deal?

_______________________________________________

"don't worry about that," says the angel,
"soon she'll be stinking in bed with a brainless dick."

atsonicpark 07.25.2009 04:15 PM

never back down, never give in. just let the fucking bastards do themselves in.
you fucking bastards. never back down. never give in. just let the fucking
bastards do themselves in. you fucking bastards. i'm gonna stand my ground.
you fucking bastards. time to stand your ground. the time is now. don't be
another victim. take back what's fucking yours. stay true to your convictions.

looking glass spectacle 07.25.2009 04:41 PM

nightwalker or nightman?

notyourfiend 07.25.2009 05:09 PM

correct me if i'm wrong but this board seems to bit a bit of a sausage fest. i haven't seen that many female posters (or at least posters who i recognize as being female.) i mean, there are some but it seems like it's mostly dudes. am i accurate?

dirty bunny 07.25.2009 05:25 PM

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=32328

I don't get the whole sausage fest thing. Don't guys like other guys?

EVOLghost 07.25.2009 05:25 PM

how many girls post on a message board...

Sonic Youth 37 07.25.2009 05:26 PM

There's actually quite a few girls here that post regularly, more than a lot of boards. It could still use a few more.

notyourfiend 07.25.2009 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
how many girls post on a message board...



I'm a grrrl and I gravitate towards these things. I have to actively pull myself back....

looking glass spectacle 07.25.2009 06:01 PM

 

PAULYBEE2656 07.26.2009 04:30 AM

how about going out to a pub or something.. girls have the ability to speak too..... just saying!

Trasher02 07.26.2009 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
many peoples give me advice
cut your hair
change your clothes
wipe your ass after you shit

i always stay true to my convictions

Might wanna reconsider the wiping part.

PAULYBEE2656 07.26.2009 05:51 AM

women are human...... they can talk... just speak to them, they wont bite, most of them..... worst comes to worst there is always animals...

Andrés 07.26.2009 12:00 PM

This might help you bro'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyuMXCk0Es

:)

davenotdead 07.26.2009 12:06 PM

imaginary carrots are the best when you find them

automatic bzooty 07.26.2009 12:11 PM

however, the invisible carrot... not so good.

davenotdead 07.26.2009 12:32 PM

not without wing sauce

SYRFox 07.26.2009 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656
women are human...... they can talk... just speak to them, they wont bite, most of them..... worst comes to worst there is always animals...

you don't know what you're talking about

SYRFox 07.26.2009 12:41 PM

^^^ just kiddin

terminal pharmacy 07.26.2009 12:56 PM

get off the internet and go to a fucking pub........ no seriously...... im too lazy to read the thread.... but if that is the thread title... ummmmm get off the internet and go to a fucking pub and see soem fucking music

terminal pharmacy 07.26.2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
some woman are cool i know



dude, all women i know are godess'..............

THAT IS ALL

amerikangod 07.26.2009 01:58 PM

That's right. Every single woman is a goddess that can do anything a man does twice as well. They are strong, intelligent, and beautiful.

Even the fat ones.

amerikangod 07.26.2009 02:00 PM

But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.

Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic.
Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby.

Sonic Youth 37 07.26.2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod
But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.

Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic.
Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby.


This is sad, but true. Learn guitar, just a few power chords will do.

Satan 07.26.2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend
correct me if i'm wrong but this board seems to bit a bit of a sausage fest. i haven't seen that many female posters (or at least posters who i recognize as being female.) i mean, there are some but it seems like it's mostly dudes. am i accurate?

:mad:

terriblecanyons 07.26.2009 02:39 PM

:(...

amerikangod 07.26.2009 03:23 PM

If there were women on this board, then they would be on my arm, lovingly cooing at me. Do you see a picture of that in my sig?

Hence no women.

Lamont Cranston 07.26.2009 04:07 PM

I'd like a female too please

dirty bunny 07.26.2009 04:51 PM

Could've sworn the Shadow had a girlfriend.

Derek 07.26.2009 04:52 PM

I have a girl and you all are probably way more cooler than I am.

greedrex 07.27.2009 12:01 AM

Where has Naive melody gone????

PAULYBEE2656 07.27.2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox
you don't know what you're talking about


yep..havent a clue!! whats a woman.. wo amn wooo amn woo man woo man woo amnWOO MAN woooo maaan wooomaaan woomaan WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

 

floatingslowly 07.27.2009 10:10 AM

I've got a girl.

if the price is right, maybe we can work something out.

I will warn you, this model is not for beginners.

Sonic Youth 37 07.27.2009 10:58 AM

I have a feeling that girlgun would rip the OP's arms from the sockets like a wookie that just lost at space chess.

terriblecanyons 07.29.2009 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
i want to roll you into my bed

what you think of that?



Like a burrito?

nicfit 07.29.2009 03:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k64w3354kE

terriblecanyons 07.29.2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit



You must spread some Jennifer Lopez Burritos around before giving one to nicfit again.

floatingslowly 07.29.2009 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000
something like a burrito thing


I think you mean "taco".

here, try this with yr lady-friend, some night when you are "close":

yr taco glistens
like dew on a rose
it's a beautiful day
take out yr clothes

yes yes yes. yr welcome.

:)


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