hipster females who talk from the diaphragm when standing too close to you in bars
 

I do not wish to hear yr ramblings, and yr man voice is creating turbulence in my wine, and ruining it.

do not want. :(

mmm,hipster girls


do want,can't get

I saw the grossest hipster girl I have ever seen yesterday.

One is enough in my life (see avatar)

she was probably the same one invading my personal space. she looked like she probably got around a bit.

wine turbulence! good gawd, did she have a large adam's apple?

Haha yeah.
And, just, dirty. ew.


Hahaa

Talking from her diaphragm? Jesus, did you get out your condom and try talking from that back at her? Gross.

She most likely wasnt a dude. But there was no need for the kind of projection she had happening. She was the loudest thing in the bar.

lol gmku wtf?

He said from the diaphragm. Isn't that a contraceptive device?

ah I just got it. wow Im slow.

If a chick talked to me from her diaphragm, I might take that as a real sign, you know.

don't you know? the new hipster bitch thing is contraceptive finger puppets:

:gag: @hipster girl's vag.

Was this her?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phoenix again.

what a sex machine. dotted eyebrows + armpit rolls + tubetops where tubetops never should go = UNF UNF.

I've been trying to google image to find a pic most suited, I will post when I get close.

Haha, we'll be waiting.

http://www.latfh.com/

none of these fit, but man... that super chest-mo on the 4th page. MEEEOOWWW.
and lol at the dudes with the iphone and shoelaces on same page.

this is the closest I can find so far. the dress was blue, and the tights were black, and the bob was more OCD, but it's pretty close.

Thank you for this.

I never told you about that?!
I've been subscribed via RSS for like a month.

No, but it just went straight to the Bookmark Toolbar.

did i not post here?

fuck wads

I mean, let it be said, Im not very fashionable.. so I try not to give a fuck about what people wear. I have dark teal blue bangs and long straight black hair, and I was wearing a trashy red leopard print halter dress. Her voice was more offensive to me than her dress sense, but the two combined made me hate. Everything about her was loud and obnoxious.

i meant to say

DON'T BE JEAOUS IF THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU

or

LAY OFF SHITTING ON THE TRANNIES


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either way, your pain elicits no sympathy from the public

do you think she'd let me touch her tits?

i mean to see if they're real

LATF beats the shit out of Mullet Junky.

like I said before, she probably would have been happy for the whole room to feel her baps, it would draw more attention to herself.

)$#%*)*(904375 I wouldnt mind if she were smart or a tranny. Neither of those things are offensive.

If she sat on my lap and starting drawing sums on my napkin(when uninvited.. cos, that would be cute almost if I actually knew them), or got her cock out for all to see, then that is offensive. As was her vocal splatter over my cheese and wine.

did she offend you by her mere existence or did she spit on your drink? i'm curious.

both. her volume and proximity to myself were both highly unnecessary. The bar was spacious, and the ambiance was quiet, aside from her and hipster friend.

You're Making Her Hotter In My Eyes

I Want Her

She's just a loudmouth drunk

You know how, if you are at the front few rows at a show, and people get really uncomfortably close in the hopes that you will move and they can be where you are? It was like that, but no band, and really no one else crowding to cause her to need to stand so close or shout.

yep. I can't help it, I find it vulgar and boring. :( or irritating. Im not sure what more. I do have mild social anxiety, but.. it wasn't making me anxious, just pissed off.

i hate that. so, so much.

HOW ELSE DID SHE OVERPOWER YOU?

DO TELL

Yes. Very vulgar indeed. and everything else you mentioned of course