If you Were Rich, How Big of a Cunt Would You Be?
 

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I hope to gawd there's a choice for "to the max - even though I'm poor".

About as big of a cunt as I am now.

wait.

so I can only choose between sting and lars?

so.
very.
disappointing.

I've just been told that I'd be diabolical if I had money and would just waste it almost immediately on high class prostitutes and magazine subscriptions.

I disagree with this.

yeah
sorry
i
lost
interest
in
it
after
those
two

I hate the way that yr avatar stares at me with it's cold dead eyes.

it cannot be reasoned with. it lives only to survive and kill women in white bikinis from the 1950s.

if he could speak, my avatar would accuse yr's of trying to steal it's green-thunder.

shame on you.

btw...I voted "more".

mine would simply hear nothing, driven solely by the need to survive and to kill women in white bikinis from the 1950s.

what sad sad existence. no pylons, no dinosaurs and certainly no feasting on apes.

I pity him, really.

me too. it's no life, really.

out of interest, what is your avatar from?

Sting does take the cake. When I read his bio and it said he didn't go to either of his parents funeral it was pretty sad

When do you become "rich"? I have almost $17,000 in the bank. I think I'm a nice enough dude. Money hasn't made me any happier...

$17,000. We're talking about three nights with TJ Hart, I reckon. I'd be absolutely elated.

if you knew the right people, $17,000.00 (USDOLLARS) could buy you anyone you could choose.

real cunts know the true value of USDOLLARS.

I bet it couldn't buy me Scarlett Johansson.

especially now that she's married to Ryan Reynolds.

I'm sure it just depends on how much of Scarlett Johansson you want.

well how much of scarlett johannson would i get for 17k?

are you calling me a cunt?

I have no fucking clue!

I'd likely be a pussy rather than a cunt. I'd sit around and sob about how all my money doesn't make the world a better place and give everything to charity I didn't spend on weed, pretty dresses, and lap dances.

I voted more....but I'd be a pretty big cunt probably.

I think I'd be less of a cunt if I were rich.

impossible.

o, how so??

it's a scientific fact that the more money you have, the bigger cunt you are.

edit: I made that up. There's actually no scientific evidence of that whatsoever.

a big house for my kid(s) and wife.
lots of music gear to record and produce stuff (which i can't afford)
a big sheltered garden to chillax in.
a nice car (which i can't afford)
being able to work less at school (?) and get even more free time with the kids and for the suff i do on the side.

being able to buy stuff to my wife and kids (which i can't afford)

i wouldn't be a cunt , but that would make my life a lot easier and enjoyable.
But i'm already good enough , i'll be allright.

And poor people turn out to be nice?
:confused:
No, that's not true either.

I would be sort of like an Andy Warhol cunt

That's just teh way the world works.