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noisereductions 05.06.2009 03:16 PM

what do you do with yr spare time?
 
this is hilarious, and I stole it from racketboyforum:

 

Derek 05.06.2009 03:17 PM

Haha amazing. I don't know how you could beat off for that long though.

SYRFox 05.06.2009 03:23 PM

ahahah priceless

greedrex 05.06.2009 04:38 PM

wankaz

ploesj 05.06.2009 05:24 PM

wow. clean your history!

ithinkimissyou 05.06.2009 05:27 PM

There's a two hour gap between that /20539 video and the /17953 one

Just sayin'

greedrex 05.06.2009 05:38 PM

^^ yeah just enough time for a dozen wanks under the shower.

EVOLghost 05.06.2009 07:02 PM

wowwwoowoowoowowowowoowwooww too much porn there.

chairman of the bored 05.06.2009 07:08 PM

amazing....anything good?

atsonicpark 05.06.2009 07:37 PM

I have a "friend" like this, and I recently decided that I don't want to hang out with him anymore. I know it seems weird and maybe hypocritical, but it's not, trust me on this one. I like porn, I don't mind porn... but this guy is a fucking porn addict. I got on his computer and he had probably 500 bookmarks.. all porn. One time, I was making fun of someone I saw on a show with a porn addiction, and he said, "Doesn't everybody have one?" I said "Uh...... no." Then, one time, he showed me his history and it looked pretty similiar to the post above. I don't mind porn or people who watch porn, but anyone that makes it such a big part of their lives is obviously... weird.

pbradley 05.06.2009 07:47 PM

Funny that most of those are a minute each. Makes me wonder if that video at 7:15 was really good.

floatingslowly 05.06.2009 07:57 PM

one of my best friends was having computer problems. although he had a new computer, it was running slow and his 20G drive (higher than standard back then) was starting to get full.

upon review, he had a very large porn file (about 10G). it was easy to spot by it's file size, but he had hidden it within several files that were school-related because he had gotten into trouble with his fiance over it.

the amount of saved files alone would make his collection impressive; however, it's only a minor detail.

THE ENTIRE FOLDER WAS FULL OF BUKKAKE. every single photo was a face-shot. fucking sick bastard.

I would have felt a lot less disgusted if he had any sort of variety.

sarramkrop 05.06.2009 07:59 PM

I have a few friends who are addicted to sex but won't admit it. They are too much, and I still love them. They are great, I just worry they won't get hurt or something.

sarramkrop 05.06.2009 07:59 PM

Chillax.

Lurker 05.06.2009 08:01 PM

I think you scare easily.

sarramkrop 05.06.2009 08:01 PM

Chill, man.

atsonicpark 05.06.2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
THE ENTIRE FOLDER WAS FULL OF BUKKAKE.


Heh. When I watch porn, which isn't very often anymore, that's the only thing I watched 80% of the time. I don't like to watch actual sex ever.

sarramkrop 05.06.2009 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Heh. When I watch porn, which isn't very often anymore, that's the only thing I watched 80% of the time. I don't like to watch actual sex ever.

Chillax the porn, man.

floatingslowly 05.06.2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Heh. When I watch porn, which isn't very often anymore, that's the only thing I watched 80% of the time. I don't like to watch actual sex ever.


see that's what I don't understand.

not a single fucking vagina.... just goo... lots 'n lots of goo...

floatingslowly 05.06.2009 08:06 PM

^^^ CHILL THE FUCK OUT FLOATING SLOWER ALREADY.

atsonicpark 05.06.2009 08:09 PM

Either way, I don't need porn. I measured my girlfriend's tongue yesterday and it's an inch shorter than Gene Simmons's. No kidding.

Better_Than_You 05.06.2009 11:21 PM

this is charming

i once dated a guy who had a porn addiction.

besides being annoying it was kind of wierd&unsettling. especially since hes so young. i feel bad for whoever decides to marry him.

Better_Than_You 05.06.2009 11:21 PM

(by so young i mean 8.)

DeadDiscoDildo 05.06.2009 11:40 PM

Why do you have an 8 year old friend?

DeadDiscoDildo 05.06.2009 11:40 PM

Wait you dated an 8 year old?

DeadDiscoDildo 05.06.2009 11:41 PM

Chillax

terriblecanyons 05.06.2009 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noisereductions
this is hilarious, and I stole it from racketboyforum:


 



Uhh, just taking a wild guess here, but isn't it painful to jack off for that long?

atsonicpark 05.06.2009 11:50 PM

You can watch porn without jacking off. Just rubbing the dick for a few videos perhaps. Or just watching without active participation. Who knows.

DeadDiscoDildo 05.07.2009 12:55 AM

5 minutes a day, 3 times a day, works everytime, 60% of the time!

Dr. Eugene Felikson 05.07.2009 01:59 PM

 

floatingslowly 05.07.2009 02:00 PM

russ? is that you?

NaiveMelody 05.07.2009 02:26 PM

There was this guy that was part of our social circle when I was in high school named Nick. When he met people, he would shake their hand and tell them that he once beat off 25 times in one day.

The kicker - is that he actually did it. (Beating off that many times in one day, that is.)

atsonicpark 05.07.2009 02:29 PM

And you have the evidence to prove it, I assume?

NaiveMelody 05.07.2009 02:30 PM

No, but a few of his friends who were at the house that day confirmed it. Don't ask me how, because I honestly didn't want to know. But he set off on a mission to do it one day. I suppose dreams really do come true.

davenotdead 05.07.2009 02:30 PM

I read NaiveMelody's threads

NaiveMelody 05.07.2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
I read NaiveMelody's threads



sweet.

greedrex 05.07.2009 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
I read NaiveMelody's threads

me too.
There are the best threads...
 

atsonicpark 05.07.2009 02:40 PM

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