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The Alpha Male Get's Laid More...
lets face it the type of girl i find attractive has a banging body is petite and bomb as fuck. no way shes not going to be corrupted by the spoils of Caifornia. There are so many guys who have more than me, even guys with mansions that can corrupt/spoil her to get her to give it up.
never listen to what a girl has to say about what attracts a woman. Woman are illogical creatures. What they say they want in a guy ON PAPER has nothing to do with sexual dominance and their primordial instincts. They will be your friend if you are nice and have a good personality but they will only submit(as in FUCK the) to the MAN who is in control, who is DOMINANT, and who is AGGRESSIVE. same shit goes with gorillas and wolves. there is 1 alpha male that fucks all the female wolves and gorillas. But the beta gorillas/wolves will be nice friendly etc.. they just dont have the AGGRESSION it takes to get the females. think of the last 3-5 guys you had sex with.. and you wont disagree.. this is the shit a woman doesnt want guys to know! thats why they hate it and deny it but its fucking proven fact. since the beginning of man humans are a tribal existance. there is the tribe chief, tribe leaders, elders, then the normal peasants or w/e that have no say in anything. WHO GETS THE VAGINA? The big men at the top of the hierarchy. this shit is all true ive studied it, its been studied by human behavior experts, and i for a fact know a guy who does fighting , jujitsu, karate, kickboxing, etc.. very muscular dude who is highly aggressive loves to fight and go to the gym 5x a week total meat head steroid jock and he has gotten laid well around or over 100 times by some of the most smoking hot women ive ever seen. he's a living example of the alpha male philosophy |
I like girls who are pale and look like boys.
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Man that guy was an idiot.
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i like dumb sluts with drugs
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i like sisters
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the deplama movie? me too!
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guess i need to see that.
no mostly, the sisters of guys i know... i just want vaginal versions of my bro friends |
I like MILFs.
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What are you, 12?
Who cares about getting laid by 100 different women? I'd rather get laid by one woman 100 times. Who the fuck cares about being aggressive? I'd rather be friends with a girl and just hope something happens, than risk alienating every girl I meet because I try to hook up with them. |
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Yes. Less STD risks. Good call |
This is now a girl speaking. Oh man I am laughing all the way through.
Divorce was happening before the No Fault rule, it was hurting children before, just much less often." Case and point... I mean, some couples get divorced after only a couple months of marriage; what was the point, ya know? I'm pretty sure THAT didn't happen before... (And if it did, it was probably quite rare.) Are you talking about handing out condoms to adolescents? I find that to be inappropriate if it is in the context of a public school... but what's stopping the kid from going to Planned Parenthood? A local queer youth center in my town has a basket full of condoms/female condoms/dental dams just sitting out... I'm sure there are many ways to access contraception at little or no cost. (Abstinance doesn't cost anything to begin with, lol.) Oh, I know it's necessary at times... my ex-aunt is CRAZY! But, at the same time... the benefits of having both a mother and a father present have to be considered, even if they fight frequently. I still sometimes worry that things are going sour between my own parents... My uncle lived in Nevada at the time; his ex-wife was attempting to take full custody of the children. It was just brutal on the kids... all she wanted to do was make my uncle suffer. She offered them money to urinate on the carpet in his house, tried to convince them that extracurricular activites were more important than school; don't even get me started on the negligence... it's sickening how many legal hoops he had to jump through. |
i'm a total asshole and i have pretty awesome muscles,but you skinny art school types totally touch more vaginas than me, so basically you're wrong
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I'll be honest. All I want to say is that I wouldn't mind getting laid with the alpha male.
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Those alpha males are stealing our gays, too! :mad:
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There's nothing better than witnessing an alpha male begging an alpha gay for sex.
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Hell yes... |
Following the logic of this thread, geeks are technically speaking Epsilon Males
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 h0m13 all up 1n dIs A$$!! and he aint all aBoUt da MuScLeZ n shit nah meen? bItChEZ aLL boUT dat smArT fUnnY sk1nnY jeANs w3AR1N muhfukkas n dats h0m13 ha ha :) |
Random homie is Rob Instigator.
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When you're going for a dip
and your ass begins to drip diarrhea diarrhea |
i prefer the classy lady...
 thats what im talking about...do it bitch..yeah...all over the floor...... |
kinda, but since we live in a far more complex structure than animals (with culture and society) there are a thousand of facts that would determine what people like from other people.
like there's a psychological reason to why i might like a fat japanese girl with no arms, etc. |
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Embrace your future as a cuckold |
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What you need to do is expand this into a manifesto, run off xerox copies, and go peddle it on downtown street corners. This could be the start of a whole new movement. |
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Like Valerie Solanas, right? |
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We should cum together sometime. |
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I think this is the gayest you've ever gotten. Yeah, this is pretty gay... |
 Bitches go crazy for Alpha. |
Uh oh! You're going need those
if you want to get laid! |
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Exactly. I see the same unbalanced passion at work here. Go for it. Guns are in plentiful supply here in America now, too, so the time would seem ripe. |
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that robot was soooo gay esp when he did that 'ay ay ay' thang |
If no one else is gonna say it, I will:
The misplaced apostrophe in the thread title is bugging the shit out of me. Then again, any self-respecting photocopy-manifesto writer must be sure to pepper said document liberally with run-ons, typos and bad punctuation. So maybe this was meant to be after all. |
You obviously haven't read The Manifesto Writer's Style Guide. Page 33, rule 67: Whenever possible, place apostrophe's before an "s" that end's a word.
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Just described me. On a side note, all of you hipster art-school types that say those types of chicks aren't attractive, get over yourself and stop trying to be so cool. You want to fuck girls that look like Kim Kardashian as much as those types of girls want to fuck muscular douchebags. |
I'd much rather fuck a girl that looked like this:
 or this:  I'm the male equivalent of the girl who creams her panties over a bad boy on a motorcycle. |
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fuck off. you're probably not getting the girl because you're so obsessed with DOMINATING and AGGRESSIVELY FUCKing her pussy she's picked up on it and decided to stay clear of your dick. SOME women may be illogical, but we pick up on energy and intentions a lot quicker than our male counterparts.. and let me tell you.. the last thing a girl worth any guys time wants is some creep trying to get into her panties. |
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Um you do know I am a homo right? |
lol
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STOP AGGRESSIVELY DOMINATING THE FUCKING PUSSY, SYNTH.
OH MY. I JUST SNORTED. |
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