Happy Late Birthday Better_than_you
 

I NOTICED NONE OF YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS MADE YOU A THREAD SO I THOUGHT I'D PUT IT UPON MYSELF TO WISH YOU A HAPPY 18TH FULL OF STRIPPERS AND CIGARS.




(even hayden was late wishing me a happy birthday. but really guys. it's bad enough its late its like a million times worse i'm doing this myself)

happy birthday girl!

[i get sexual favors for at least being here, and on time]

+1
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Hookers_and_blow

and i brought the cake [with strippers]




ps- congrats, i also discovered that yer my mum.

happy birthdayyyyyyy freak

Happy D.O.B

you're all so sweet.

how am i your mom?? i dont think that this is possible.

it's Easter. everything's possible.

hep b

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You need to find a decoder.

I think with a girl like you, everyone else expected someone else to start it.

=

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I was going to send you a card and money for college but I decided to spend it on cheap liquor and imported cigarettes instead. Have a good one!"

You sound just like my father. :)

fixed....you mistranslated a couple things there

Happy Birthday. I'm actually glad when I was eighteen that girls like you didn't exist. I was frustrated and mind-fucked enough as it was.

Belated happy birthday :)

I didn't miss it. I spent the day in meditation.

sadly, I was so into it, I missed the doorbell when the strippers and cigars showed up.

maybe next year?

iT'S CUZ YR BETTER THAN US

!!!

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Happy birthday

Meant as a compliment noting your complexity. Does read a bit like trash, so sorry for that. Not the intent.

OH! okay.

The problem with this forum is that everyone is always so sarcastic and clever i can't tell when someone is trying to pull a fast one on me or be nice.

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what the hell is that supposed to mean?!

The problem with this forum is that everyone is always so sarcastic and clever i can't tell when someone is trying to pull a fast one on me or be nice.

I'm usually doing both at once. Which is something I should tell my therapist next visit.

in the long run sarcasm usually takes care of itself through a gradual process of isolation. it doesn't really matter if some jackass forum poster with fucking Man-At-Arms as his icon might be getting the better of you and making you look like a tie-dyed koala that can only blow bubbles with its spit because jokes like tie-dyed koalas that blow spit bubbles die a lot faster than people.

also there's the chance that the heinous cretin pariah devil poster with the man-at-arms icon was actually not trying to get the better of you at all and your perception assigned wildly incongruous meaning to the event. in which case, you'd sorta be like a tie-dyed koala that could only scream through its nostrils.

I suspect the best way to neutralize sarcasm is to go out of your way to believe even the most blatant sarcastic comments. this tactic, while making you look like a lunatic to some, pays huge dividends where and when it really counts.

if you find that place & time let me know.


happy late birthday to you and lil Buscemi.

I'm late in wishing you a happy late birthday.

This kind of behavior is plainly unacceptable and I apologize.

Enjoy yourself