Should I sell my soul to the devil for a record deal?
 

becuz I want to, man
I wanna play
I wanna tour
I wanna go around with Chout and Xevi and Sara

I just wanna rock

do it. you only get one life.

"Every time I step to the microphone
I put my soul on two-inch reels
that I don't even own"

yeah! this!

the devil will let you borrow your soul on weekends and, like, holidays anyway. you just gotta ask in advance.

fuck, I've been looking around for the devil, but damn - he's gotta be scared shitless by the atrocities the human race's perpetrating... he's nowhere to be found but in the eyes of a couple priests around italia...

You should really take a deep look at your soul and decide how good of a record deal it is worth in trade. If you would only be able to get the equivalent of signing to Fat Wreck Chords, you should definitely wait for the economy to improve and invest more in your soul in the meantime.

do you wan't to play music for a living? then yes...

Nah dood.....sell it for something better.

sell the devil to your soul instead.

Sell your soul to get me a record deal and then fuck yrself!

i sold my soul to the devil and all i got was this lousy sonic youth message board

Haha

sell your soul to Milhouse instead.

SEEEEEEEERSLY

fuck you too dildo! i only got one soul to spare! so sell yr own!!!

I'll take your soul.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to deflinus again.

Do it, of course, your band is so good, it would be a shame if you didn't keep on making good music !!! I want to see you on stage !!! I want to see your albums in a record store !!!

You can't sell your soul to your devil because you don't own your soul in the first place.

Hell yeah Max- you sell out! Do it. Do it now!
So all you guys can finally get out to Cali and we can play together! ;)

that would just rock, Keggy!

news from Chout on your behalf? :)

Aha! Maybe you shoujld just write a really really good song about selling your soul to the devil! Then act like you sold your soul to the devil.

I don't wanna name the devil in my songs.
It's very standard. I tend to avoid cliches.
I wrote a song called SOCIAL FAILURE tho.

Society, failing: now that's a whole lot more than just this devil thing.

dearest max,

due to recent severe economic down-turns, the hard-value of souls has decreased significantly. I am afraid that We are no longer able to offer the Exxxtreme Record Deal package.

in exchange, We would like to offer either: a year's subscription to NME magazine, a guest appearance on The Biggest Loser or a full-time position in a meat-packing plant***.

Infernally Yrs,

Yr Friends @ DiaboliCard



*** please note: "full-time positions" do not carry over into the afterlife.

Thanx for the sweet thought, but that's clearly a fake.

The prince of darkness doesn't hang around zug zug anymore...
and NME??? dammit, no way.

But a soul is all that's worthy these days. This is why countless spend their time on the net as of late...

Wouldn't it be fun? It will happen (we will rock) since you're rock stars and all. ;)

I talked to CHOUT the other day, he is doing well. Working on some new stuff and still playing gigs. I am still waiting on my damn album from him though!

interestingly enough, I am currently the #2 google-search for "ethiopian prince fake mail".

What happened to Chout? He hasn't be around in ages.

Social Failure is cliche too.

I'm going to make a song called "Teh Economies"

It will be a hit on nerdtube. I mean youtube.

do we all get free tix to your shows for voting in your decision?

free tix for all of you guys, and your friends also phoenix!

it ain't no fucking cliche... might be around the pages of this board tho...

heard from Chout minutes ago!

we are planning stuff for the follow up to IFOU.
will be out early 2010...

he's just recently penned out an instrumental tentatively (?) called RUNAWAY BANANA. it kicks SO MUCH FUCKING ass you wouldn't even imagine. SMALL WHITE is one of my fave bands ever...

superb!

Although I'm a little late to weigh in on this one, the short answer to this question is yes...yes, you should.

there's no such thing as "late"
we take things comfortably

tix are still free
i think i won't sell my soul tho.
i decided against it.

i'm really giving away my cds anyway, and i think maybe the next release i won't even go through the pain of making it available on itunes or shit. we'll see, but as of now, it seems like it's just a waste of time.

i just want to make music for the sake of it, and then if someone can appreciate, shit - if they really wanna support me, well, i guess they'll find a way to di it if they really want to.

Dont sell yr soul. Once you do that you cannot get it back. Watch the simpsons episode to see what happens.

yeah yeah.