I'd Marry Billy Mays
 

actually I wouldn't.

I was just about to make a thread asking why there are less parody threads of late.

wut?

:)

You'd Need To Be Deaf To Around Him, Wouldn't You? (that was supposed to be in all caps but it wouldn't let me)

I always want to ask him why he's yelling at me.

he just died this morning, why are famous people just suddenly dropping dead all a sudden?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31596003/ns/us_news-life/

What the fuck?!

i know this is just absurdly suspicious, beware

I wished death upon him so many times. Shit..

Wtf? Why is everyone dying all of the sudden?

This seriously fucking sucks. WHY IS EVERYONE DYING

maya + death note

I was kind of hoping he'd die in some freak Ding King accident.

I'm thinking he overdosed on cocaine while fucking a bunch of hookers.

Preferably that one that kicked the shit out of Vince.

Hey terriblecanyons, when you made this thread you didn't know he was dead right? Freeeeeakkkkkkyyyyyy

Ironic timing is ironic. Canyons and I were talking about Billy Mays last night.

I made this thread in March. :eek:

Dude, WEIRD.

Britney Spears is next. GET!

Seriously. I was just telling one of my friends that. What the fuck.

somehow I feel as though Chris Brown is behind all of this

I think Vince is behind this.

You must spread some reputation around

This is weird, I saw him on the tonight show the other night and thought to myself, "oh shit, I havent seen that guy in ages, I thought he was dead."

I hope I didn't kill him.

When I saw my first "RIP Billy Mays" facebook status, I thought it was a joke... but then there were MORE.

Fuckin' weird!

This thread killed Billy Mays.

It's the coming apocolypse. Everyone must die before 2012. God's getting a head start.

Billy Mays sold me my ShamWow! Before they put that goofy fucking prick on there.

he did coke.

so that's why you wanted to marry him-- to get your nostrils into his stash?

That shamwow guy looks like thomas Riddle. I bet he killed billy mays and had snakes of slitherin slither up his nose and plant the cocaine as a ploy....


Harry Beard man and the half blood prince!

I'd party with him