do you make your guests take their shoes off?
 

so?

can you be more specific?

do you threat your guests with death if they refuse to take their shoes off before stepping on your property?

no i approach the subject with positive reinforcement. if they take their shoes off they get bonuses, like a mix tape or some pineapple crisps. if they don't, then we all just sit there and I talk about mudpeople.

i dont speak portuguese so i'm not sure exactly what i voted for

it translates roughly as "my sister gave me crabs, she got them from grandpa"

and hey, i speak it, and most of time i feel the same.

we need more sharks and bisons like this

Only if their shoes are muddy...

I do not.

not necessary, my place is a mess anyway.

i'm the only one that hit fétiche
what doest that mean?

I do. Americans who leave their shoes on inside are fucking idiots.

absolutely.

No.

nope

no shoes is fun, so generally yes. Though, if they have stinky feet.. then I'd probably rather they kept them on.

"ocasionalmente, só para ser cabrão."

ha ha ha ha

i put no. once upon a time when i lived in a muddy swamp, yes. but nobody heeded our pleas.

now that i live in a paved city i dont give a fuck.

guests? pfffft

nah
they keep their shoes, but get rid of the underwear which is totally unnecessary.

oh wait that was a joke.
shit.
i failed again.
bah.

i don't mind if my guests take their shoes of or not, but if they do not remove their shoes they will not be permitted to remove their feet from the doormat for the duration of their visit

only if their shoes are covered with excrement or mud.. excrement is quite common on shoes because of the lack of respect of the majority of dog owners who allow their animals to defecate wherever they want.... some day im gonna get all the dog crap from my front lawn, save it over a few weeks and then place it firmly in the letter box of the offending mutts owners house.. i have done that before with someone who continuallyt allowed their animal to shit on my doorstep.. the one day i caught him doing it, i waited for a bit, bagged up the offending crap and handed it to him, he was quite offended by the gesture, when he said "fuck off you wierdo" i relped" sorry mate, but it is your belongings and i was only returning it to his rightful owner", he slammed the door in my face....i, silghty agrieved by his inane rudeness, opened the bag and delicatly placed the crap right at his front door step so unknowingly he would step init when he went out to answer the door to his nazi friends!!!!

rant over.

^^ excellent Pauly.
radical, radical.

i only let my dog poop on the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the road. unless we are in front of the neighbor's house that I cant fucking stand. He hasnt actually ever done anything, but his dogs are assholes, and his car has NRA, Bush Cheney ('00 AND '04) and every other generic, outspoken, right wing nutcase bumper sticker. And hes the only one i've ever known to have a flag pole in his front yard. Below the american flag, the NRA flag waves.

I let my dog poop where ever she pleases in that yard.

but I usually pick places with wooden and/or tile floors. I dont make guests take off their shoes in order to enter the house (there are two big dogs that play in the back yard and bring in more dirt than any guest could on their shoes), but in order to enter my room, you gotta take off the shoes.

Only if our evening together includes a game of Twister.

i don't have guests, ever.

you should!

mang, welcome back to the cesspool-- where have you been?

i've been happy living life, then suddenly i had a shitty day and needed to put people down because they don't like macronympha and islaja enough.

thanks for the welcoming back.

ah ha ha ha

im sorry youre here then :(

it's for a greater good, though.

yes, i make them take their shoes off because then there is less cleaning to do.

With the advent of the internet, we have no purpose for shoes anymore, nor guests either ( pronounced "I-there"), of course.

However, if one invites unknowing meat over and requires the removal of said footwear it does give one the opportunity to increase finances through the delicate placement of handy little digi-cams.

Obviously "fétiche" is the correct answer (pronounced "ans-were").

For example:




But, I digress...

I make my guests register their visit to my home on the Internet two weeks in advance. And then I charge an exit tax when they leave. They can do whatever they want with their shoes.

no, i like shoes.

^^expectable :D ^^

my feets get cold so I wears them; the lil' lady rarely does.

I currently unable to confirm or deny the above statement.

that said, biological contaminants do not bother my internal systems as much as dust.

you should do what i do. get rid of feet altogether and just hire boots full of gnomes to lift you up by the stumps of your shins. then when you go to someone's house and take off your boots/shoes it is an automatic party. because gnomes like to party.