I'm feeling at my sexiest
 

I can't walk into a room without people bursting into spontaneous wanking, I can't post on this forum without greedrex following me around and trying to seduce me. If I walk down the street people point at me and comment that I'm a very sexy individual. Men throw themselves at me and want to get to know me. Everyone wants a piece of me. Shit, I am so sexy I think I am going to caress my own knee.

oooooh, i just got shivers when you started the thread:eek:

got a little of that when i was out on halloween from both genders, i give credit to the costume and tights

Women wish they were male in order to have me, children beg me to turn into a paedo.

o yes you're fit and you know it.

Just a word of advice - this 'two flavours of rape argument' won't stand up in any court.

I'm just pointing out that the general public can't get enough of my sexiness, that's all.

Does this sexiness thing mean that you've been inspired to dress up as Gary Giltter and hand out sweets to children again?

I wouldn't want to dress as bad as that 'cause my already high sex appeal would diminish in a flash.

You know what you need to increase your already high sexiness?

Poppers.

AAaaaaaaaah
you taste like gold
you look like warmth
you sound like vanilla
you feel like a lovely tomorrowmorning

Or else I could stand on a tall chair.

OMG
poppers, i used to sniff this shit with my friends in my very late teens, like 20 hits in a row, this shit would fuck our brains totally. geez. weird stuff.

Indeed, or climb up to the top of Sarram Mansions and shout to the world "I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS CITY!"

Yeah, but I live in a 3 storey house, so not many people would be able to see for themselves that I'm quite the fox. Ask greedrex.

^^^you fookin' tease you.
i'm feeling all hot inside now.

greedrex - is sarramkrop really the fox he says he is? Or does look like Garry Bushell instead?

Look at him, he can't keep his eyes off my posts.

His eyes are on your posts and his hands are....well, best not think about that...

you know better than i do.
btw there is a serious lack of Porky pix, i don't even know what Porky looks like. So i'm getting all excited for an obscure and oh so charismatic interwebz persona.
o shit









































i just came.
woot.

ha ha it's true actually haha

what the hell will happen when this thread gets to 69 posts?!?!

thee sexy will melt computer screens

Actually, I wish I did - I keep meeting up with this "sarramkrop" guy who looks like Glenn Danzig's retarded father, and keeps trying to touch my special places. He also speak with a Glaswegian accent, so I haven't got a fucking clue as to what he's talking about.

I think the real sarram is sitting on a beach somewhere, sipping cocktails and being massaged by a Thai boxer.

I'm already too hot, and on a pill comedown. The hotness of me is not making me want to go to sleep, though. Every time I try, I just want to open my eyes to have a look of my own buttocks.

if only you could somehow have html code inbedded in computers that can turn on kroppys webcam and let people see the sexy

When he's not feeling ultra-sexy, this "sarramkrop" guy keeps trying to pimp me out at gay pubs in Soho. He just wants me to homo-whore for him, so he can take my hard-earned cock money and spend it on more fabulous sexy outfits for him to prance around in.

Do you not think that your sex appeal shoots through the roof when you stand next to me? Many people told me that. I just don't have the time to be in everyone's photographs.

Well of course, and am humbled by such a phenomenon. I just wish you'd tell me these things more often, so it's makes working in the toilets at CXR that much more bearable.

or is it because the photos pixelate cause the camera can't handle the sexy

i'd recommend film, but it melts it, to date camera technology lags in being able to capture the kroppy sexy, hense why kroppyporn cannot be sold, they have to get second rate boytoys to impersonate him other wise there is no way guys could get their wank

I just don't want to damage people by being so hot.

So correct. Sometimes an explicit adult warning just isn't enough.
But let your sexyness be like a triple rainbow shining on SYG :)

oooch

feeling sexy is great.

I think my sexy-feel will go up after this week is over and I've handed in all my assignments and not flunked the year. hopefully.

i've seen gary bushell loitering around the sex shops near my work, i did have to a double take because he does bear a striking resemblence to porky

I was feeling (and looking) real damn sexy this past Halloween.

Too bad my pond lacked hookable fishies.

Take some ecstasy.

is there any other way to earn cock money?

ecstasy is derived from kroppy's brow sweat, sweat from else where is under government secret bio-weapon research under strict watch by MI5

either as a weapon of mass seduction, or a potential cure from castration and cock dismemberment

If there's one person who always welcome to hand my ass to me on a plate, it's the floating-Mensch. Touche, sir, touche.