hey guys, clay aiken is gay
 

people magazine reports. so you guys can all sleep soundly, now that its been made official.

scariest dad ever? likely yes.

Way ahead of you Hunny.


http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...=6857&page=508

Simpsons did it!!!

aw i never check that thread sweety

It's ok. So This should be the gayest clay aiken picture thread.

works for me

Poopshoot Aiken?

That's just rediculous.

Looking like a lesbo.


Just for fucks sake.

NO FUCKING WAI.

Oh my GOD, my fucking eyes!

He's doing it all wrong wrong wrong. Now glamming up on gay pride = Win. Wearing a cheap shirt and crappy child-molesting shorts = Fail on a level that no-one has yet been able to measure correctly.

I've no idea who this "person" is, and frankly after the above, don't want to either. I bet he's one of those gays who gets in your face about how FABULOUS it is to be queer. Get out of my face, you retard - I HATE you!!!

I thought he had a fling with Paula Abdul? He hit that f'sho.

to people magazine:

no shit, sherlocke

I heard next month they're going to run an article that reveals that Prince is sort of eccentric.

You must spread some anal beads around before giving them to atsonicpark again.

Well I'm sure glad we have that sorted out.
Now the only question that remains is "Who the fuck is Clay Aiken!?".

Next month in people:

Matador reads the sonic youth board.
Scissor Shock is the greatest band on two legs.
Thinking Fellers Union Local # 282 need to reunite.

Oh Clay, you choke that Chicken girl!

who's the baby-mommy?

also, this just in:

davesnotdead is gay. he reads people.

I don't read People. Does that mean I'm not gay enough??

As for baby-mommy: Hmmm...could be Martina Navratilova's I suppose!

no no no.

you live in Great Brit.

that's like adding 100 extra gay points.

Ah, thanks for clarifying that fs. Phew, that was a close one!

after this last post, we've been doing some research on yr file over here at the Committee of Gay or Not.

I'm afraid that there are some indiscrepancies that have may have pushed you just over the brink (+100 Gay Brittain points or not).


I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you are...no longer...gay. it was all a filing error. I'm so sorry. there's nothing I can do. they've made their decision. :(



ok. right. who wants to go play football and beat up some queers??!

You must spread some more intergalactic high-rider bass systems around before giving floatingslowly a new Dilithuim crystal bank again.

what about the "Clay-Mates? who wanted his teeny peen in their barely warm coochifritos?

hahahhaha. i want that shirt

it was on the Yahoo front page! it's huge news!

Forward it to 1:14 funny shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyuqT0WQ_rg

Oscar Wilde, is that you?

^^^ that looks more like Willy Wonka's and Liberace's love child.

Willy Wonka is the baby-mama.


stop drooling. yr making a fool of yrself!

oh, you caught me. i'm gayer than synth, aren't i?

i thought you read this



that should be plenty, no?

I'm sorry, but synth isn't gay. he's coming over to watch lesbian porn with me later.

my world has been turned upside down

+10 gay points for suggesting kinky positions.

who?

you are sharp today, sir

God what queers are in this board. Lesbian porn bitches.