this is the kind of thing that makes me ashamed of being on facebook...
 

some older guy from my school sent me a friends request which i begrudginly accepted and wow... what a cunt.

he looks sort of like a fish with bad hair; bulgy eyes, fat cheeks, constant smarmy smirk, and lets not even get started on his personality (or lack thereof). but anyway, he think's he is god's gift to women, and he's constantly trying to persue them.

so anyway, he seems to be hitting on this girl who looks about eight, but to make it worse, every few hours he updates his status to something annoyingly cuntish...

(his name has been changed)

John - Ticket= 40£ Drinks=10£ - Pulling a bird half naked on the dance floor = PRICELESS - Foam party was lej.

John is thinking heis luck is changing in the girls department!

John is thinkin he is back in with the ladies

John is Thinkin if he could just meet up with this girl summink would spark!

John wants to meet up with her! - and heading off to the gym!

John is jammin in his room! wanting to see her!

John has just got told and feels like a twat!

John feels gutted!

John is ashamed of himself.

John is a Donut!*

no, screw feeling ashamed about being on facebook, it makes me feel ashamed about having a dick as well. well at least i can change one of those things...

is there anyone on your friends list who decides to air their every problem on facebook? what's the most embarrassing? what kind of people feel the need to do so?

*meaning idiot/stupid/whatever if you didn't know.

there are some folks on my facebook list that i need to delete for that reason. one girl's update is always something like "she aint shur if shes in luv but she misses him and wishes it was summr longer!!1". always the longest, most pointless messages.

yeah, they're hilarious, and it fills my heart with joy that he started so confidently and by the end of the day she had obviously told him where to go. it's brilliant.

i read that in the most southern accent i could conjure. i hope for the sake of society she is not in love and thus does not multiply with whoever the man in question is.

Unfortunately we all have to deal with cunts such as him sometime in our lives. Just gotta lol it all away.

Those just made me angry. I don't find status things funny; they're just fucking annoying. I use them about once every three months.

On a related note, some girl I haven't seen in like 6 or 7 years--her mother tried to add me. I said no. Fucking creepy. I hate Facebook.

But not as much as MySpace.

there's a girl i went to university with who always posts updates literally saying how awesome she is. she is fairly awesome though.

milf?

Not the remotest fucking bit.

there's no need to look at the mantle piece when you're stoking the fire

That is an inaccurate metaphor.

Bwahaha

A friend of mine used to have lover-like nicknames on MSN, cause he was single, like "I told myself I won't cry, but I remember your hair in my face...", or whatever. Then one day came this brillant metaphor "*** is searching his butterfly". He went with variations of this for days and weeks "where's my butterfly?" "*** is still looking for his butterfly", etc. Well then one day, eventually, a girl who's a friend of me and him put "Friendly butterfly" in her nick and he did as well, and then after a week it was "Lovely butterfly?" and then "Lovely butterfly <3".

And two weeks later: "My butterfly is gone..."

I lol'd

I know I shouldn't as they were both friends of mine but well... now I just hope they never fall on this forum :D

maybe.

why?

:D:D

i know someone who does a similar thing with his msn, except it's to give somewhat cryptic messages to his girlfriend.

They've been together for almost a year now, and they just don't talk. I joke about them having a silence fetish but i think the case is that they talk so little they can't even make the effort to dump eachother.

anyhow, his msn think will always be long the lines of "my heart trusts you but does my brain?", and i think SHE is the only person he's fooling...

ok then. if you promise not to make an embarrasment of yourself.

Think Rosie O'Donnell as a conservative Christian.

paper bag over the head?

Sigh. Sure why not.

You can all join my facebook, as long as you don't start posting things like "Melly smells". Mind you, saying that's like a red rag to a bull, eh? ;)

I once dated a girl whose last name was Guy. I'm possibly the best at resisting name jokes.

Fuck, I have a facebook but I refuse to visit the site beyond email notifications.

facebook is useless shitty twatty shit

Better than myspace.

yeah, facebook is pretty scary, although people usually tell me to put down the bong when i make a point of that.

one of the people on my facebook is the son of a Labour MP, and he's put videos up there of him slapping his cock around a drunk girls face... which makes he in utter idiot on two counts, doing it in the first place and then putting proof of doing so online...

I think Facebook is better than Myspace for "social networking", it's pretty cool if you have a lot of friends on it (feel free to add me btw: just search SyrFox, you'll find me)

Myspace is better than Facebook for music/creation

why do u keep on comparing Myspace and Assbook?
Myspace is excellent for all things music-related, although it does look abit old; Virb is the same with better-looking interface, but a lot less people on it.
Assbook is not even good for my ass. It's good for wasting time and brain.
"greedrex sent a you a flower with a filthy camembert and yr new friend is a German pedophile"
whatever

i have a fuckbook and i have like a 100 invites to play shit games that i haven't even acknowledge.

i check it every few months though...fuck, i have to check it again today because i need to send some crap to a friend because it's her birthday, so i'm breaking my record.

What's facebook?

As someone said above, facebook is allright if you have "real friends" on it, meaning, your mates, people you hang out with. Like, when me and my friends organise some event (go somewhere for a weekend or so), we hardly call each other anymore ... we get everything set up through facebook which is miles faster and more comfortable.
But, it's not that cool if you add someone who's not from your inner circle of friends. Example ... SyrFox always drops some French comments on his mates' pics that I don't have the slightest fucking clue about. (not that I'd would not enjoy having added you Aurelien, just ... you know what I'm talking about ) :)

Moms on facebook and myspace are the worst because they're almost always

facebook sucks.

myspace sucks less, but just ecause of the bands and the music available for access.

msn messenger ftw.

seriously, fuck social networking sites

it just makes me angry about the amount of twats i know

i honestly don't know what the fuck facebook is and i don't know anyone on it. well, I'm sure I know people who are on it but I don't know anyone in real life who has ever said anything about it in my presence so who knows .

facebook is a shitty social networking site for white students

if you ask me, social networking sites should actually DECREASE the amount of "self-expression" they allow

myspace is the worst contender, stupid awful layouts on every page

My myspace pages are always really blank. Well, not the Robe. one but I don't run that.

I think myspace should auto-ban people with all the weird flashy graphics and shit on every page.

That's why I don't use it. It's amazing how many people don't realize you can't read a fucking thing with that background. And if you have so many pictures that your page needs to scroll to the side, you should be banned from the internet.

scissor shock influences...

Huh? That has nothing to do with the design of a page. It's just text.