Cantankerous - clear your messages, please
 

...cos I have summat you'll be interested in -a My Bloody Valentine item - please PM me for more details...

done

Ta muchly - just PM'd you back.

Hi matey, could you please clear some PM's for me? Thanks again :)

perv

Quiet you, or you'll be smelling some of my sodomy, dammit!

twat

surely for "a gay", chasing a girl is kinda breaking the rules.

melly, you're traitor to your cause! :D


make him smell it! make him smell it!!

twat

:D:D:D

suffer

Wouldn't that be unnatural relations? What would the church have to say about this?

the gay pope is going to excommunicate melly.

twat

funny gay man chasing ugly skinny chick

perv

Bloody hell, man! :D I may be a pervert, but I'm a GAY pervert! Gayer than a Village People and Freddie Mercury convention, too.

twat twat

only if the reptile pope allows it.

and smelly, contrary to what his avatar makes you think, is a very complicated man. just like shaft.

okies... :rolleyes:

my guard says all gays are perverts but she's got big hands

twats

Ahem....Cantanky, sorry about this - talk about being careful for what you wish for...:rolleyes: (have a PM reply lined up for you)

are you stuttering today porks?

im thinking maybe youre trying to say "to what end..." something something, & you're stuck in the first syllable.

i'd go see a neurologist.

So wait. Let me get this straight...

Twat?

what a twat

how far are you trying to milk that stale joke?

srsly

eh? twat

I just realized...pork is trying the same thing over and over, and getting different results.

He may be the sanest person on the planet.

if i was a pervert...sorry..."gay"...i think melly would be the one for me

i would however rather bite my own lips off than hold a man's hand

hey! you put together a whole phrase!

kudos to your speech therapist.

porky has a "twat" typed in and he's not afraid to use it.

k, twat

Serious, humorless post - this will make me sound even more of a grumpy old man than usual, but since when has casual misogyny been "funny" round here?

Crumb's Crunchy Delights - I DON'T think Cantanky is an "ugly skank", for the record.

not just here. it's funny anywhere

lol.

i cleaned my shitbox, melly.

PM on the way!

CCC - Ha, I've just been served by you, eh? Ouch. *ambles off, a bit confused*

Still - wimmin-hating = EPIC FAIL, so ner :p

Yes Winehouse needs to be in every thread.

hahahaha, skanktankerous.

i haven't smoked those blue camels in ages, i don't miss them at all though.

i'm so changing my name to skanktankerous

that wasn't even clever, though

canSKANKerous would be better

so it's tongue twister time?

by the way, don't let chris habib see this thread or he will change your username, like he did with shaturnine.