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Let's talk about morons
I don't think it's fair that they get free housing and benefits when they are perfectly fit for work. I know some morons who live accross the road from me, they sit on the brick wall all the time smoking, swearing and generally behaving like the great unwashed, uneducated and uncaring for the more civilised citizens whose houses neighbour theirs.
You can't be unpc about them or you risk being called workingclassphobe. You can't be vocal about their ignorance 'cause apparently they have a right to live too, and give birth to a thousand obnoxious kids that the tax payer has to provide housing for. I don't mind morons, some of my best friends are. I only hear from them every few years 'cause we are, like, totally telepathic and stuff, yeah? |
I lived in Utah for 9 years. there's lots of mormons there.
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I see what yr sayin'. |
^^ we call that supermarket foot.
it hails back to a time when you could walk into grocery stores without shoes on. |
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can't you like, farm them? if you got them off the tobacco they'd probably make great bacon. |
don't wear flip flops in the city
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yeah, because that would look plain silly when you tuck yr fucking SOCKS into yr PANTS. |
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I was talking from the point of view of a black person, you moron. |
hear hear!
death to morons! |
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black muslims who don't eat bacon or just black persons? cos im sure they like bacon, moron. |
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I can say that without a doubt, there have been morons on this planet since at least 1971. |
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For as long as both the brick wall and the kids are not outside my door step, I don't mind who they belong to. |
Morons used to be OK. they provided something for clever people to exploit and mock. But now they're in charge, and they make the rules. It's all a bit like Planet of the Apes now that I think about it (albeit a vulgar misreading of it.)
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The problem with them is that they reproduce too fast and too soon, consequently increasing the amount of morons that inhabit the earth. For that there should be more strict control on what they do. And let's face it, the planet really is overpoulated with human vocal and physical rubbish anyway.
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Something really does need to be done about morons right now. They're breeding like rats, receiving more and more privileges, reducing everything down to their level to the degree where anyone who isn't a moron is treated with suspicion.
Lester Bangs' famous notion of the 'informed moron' is, however, one I generally feel great empathy towards. |
The ability of morons to disguise themselves is the biggest threat to future generations.
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Yes, but now they have no need even to disguise it. It's more the clever people that have to hide their intelligence these days. A right sorry state of affairs.
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That's only because the sewers are too full and can't cope with overcrowding. Just like filthy, desperate rats only come out when famine is striking too hard, morons are driven to the sunlight because of desperation.
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Or else they come out because the environment is now less hostile. Maybe we're making the morons feel a little too welcome.
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you nazi bastard. |
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you mean clean freak. |
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you fast-quoter. |
Moronic creatures equipped with a more developed immune system slyly took over control of certain aspects of society which is making it way more easy for them to survive in the daylight. They don't wear the man's clothes and don't necessarily smile too easily, yet they are a lethal breed if you're not quick to spot them early on.
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"We come in droves."
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Moron.
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David Stubbs once referred to the Butthole Surfers as "the moronic Inferno". Still apt, I think, for the "informed moron/dunced out" Weltanschauung.
Your average pond-life twat needs to meet with the business end of a baseball bat, both heavily and often. |
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i think you mean "morlocks", you moron.  |
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I think that your picture was meant to, like, show at one point, you moronic moron. |
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man up and pay for dsl, you dialup moron. here's more morlocks, from the public wikipedia for morons:  morlocks! anyway-- only morons who can't read need pictures! |
i know im abusing the exclamation point there. hm... maybe this whole moron business is contagious...
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I can't believe the amount of rampant Morlockphobia on this board. You people disgust me all.
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i disgust me already, so i'm not surprised. |
 If you're the right age, you're smiling right now. Go on, hum the song. Aaaaaand the morons are gone. I'll say one more thing - I'd much rather go to a party full of morons than intelligent people. Say what you like about morons, but they throw the best parties. |
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