Worst threads ever.
 

This won't go down as one of the board's best nights.

A thread about Iron Maiden and one about limericks.



What are other contenders for lamest threads ever?

First person who says this one gets a kick in the fanny.

It's easy. Click on my Avatar, then click the 'threads started by' icon. A right shit-fest awaits.

any parody thread.

Actually, this one is as bad as those two. So in a desperate attempt to improve it:

I don't know. This one was pretty good.

My limericks thread now has this dog and limericks about gmku and Crypto.

As well as a limerick by gmku.

Woo!

My threads usually turn out badly

Don't forget my Is Bad Moon Rising A Concept Album? thread (it was my first one) that should be in the top ten.

We should have a special sub-category of lame threads where all those along the lines of 'my band just recorded a new song' should go.

Agreed.

we know.


(typical prissy bitch response)

They don't exactly get off to a smashing start either.

Wow, gumuku has just topped Cantankurino on the prissy bitch scale.

oh don't be silly. that's impossible.

Sorry, Spectral. They're not that bad. Chin up.

Any thread I start when I'm drunk (which accounts for a good 90%) is invariably bollocks. I rarely mean what I say in them and end up having to defend them the next day when I've got a hangover.

For the record:

I don't think Iron Maiden are that great
Being skinny isn't a requirement for making good RnR
And I actually think there are lots of things worth getting excited about.

If you see that a thread has been started by me, be aware that it was probably conceived after about two bottles of wine and, as such, is gonna be filled with half formulated ideas and will be fairly pointless. The same can be said of a good deal of my posts in general, for that matter. Just so you know.

Yes, but he's definitely trying to take your spot. Watch that secret agent.

Ha, ha. Classic!

Your drunk self is your true self.

I'm obnoxious and sleepy.

If my drunk self really is my true self, then my true self really does want to wander around HMV thinking 'what I need to do right now is buy me a shit load of 80s Hair Metal albums and then never listen to them'. I'm frankly appalled by the sheer amount of fucking Warrant albums I own.

You're just a complex person.

The almighty "Was Robin Hood a Real Person?" thread. How could we have forgotten.

Liar!!!! :p

Iron Maiden used to rule. HATERZZ!!

My "Worst Posts Ever" thread is pretty stupid.

Stupidly dope.

that was the best thread ever. wrong thread.