C U N T
 

Too many people featuring on the twat thread are being wrongly diagnosed. Cunts are to be put in here, and kept seperate from their less malignant cousins.

So who are the cunts that instantly come to mind.

To begin with a Big Brother housemate from a few years ago maybe a bit lame, but no way could anybody who watched her ever describe Makosi as anything other than a total, undiluted CUNT. So here we go:

Makosi. What an absolute cunt she is.

Glice.

Indeed, Kyle was the very kind of creature this thread was intended for. So far into the regions of personality-evil that to call him a twat, would be doing the man a favour. What a horrible cunt that man is!

It almost seems nice even for him. There needs to be some kind of new insult for people of Jeremy's standing.

Maybe we should refer to people that abominable simply as Kyles.

"Look at those couple a kyles over there killing babies."

Yeah, it could work!

\i was thinking along the same lines, or maybe just calling him a nonce?

don;t know who this makosi is but there's nothing wrong with this view

Everyone's entitled to their opinion. Accept Richard Littlejohn. A cunt by anybody's standards, even his own. The cunt!

All professional darts players, especially this vulva:


The body language of a cunt if ever I saw it.

you watch big brother?

you sorry twat!

Guilty as charged, I'm afraid.

doh.

Double the cuntage for your money:

Britney's not a cunt. I wouldn't even call her a twat. She's just fucked in the head.

I know someone who won a college debate round about the media coverage of Britney by simply refusing to talk about her and sitting down, and I think it was a good ruling.

another cunty couple



dick and bush, fucking cunts!

^^Acousticrock: Kudos to them, I say.





Anyway, here you'll find one cunt, one twat and a kyle.

when i was little my mom told me i was never allowed to use cunt. so i have never used that word. she said she would punch me if she ever heard me say that word. same with bitch, so i never used bitch either.

kunt kunt kunt kunt kuntzzz kuntzzz kuntzzz.

I fucking love Bowie, but yeah...Even Morrissey called him a cunt.

I once said the 'c' word in front of my mum and got the hiding of my life. My ear is still stinging, just from the memory.

My mom never said anything to me when I cussed. I would say, "well I got it from you."

what? those motherfuckers are awesome! or were awesome, when that picture was taken! that fucking picture is pure awesomeness-- and look at that t-rex t-shirt!

Yes, but one can be both awesome and a cunt. Scientific fact.

morrissey is a cunt and NOT awesome

I agree. That picture was my desktop background for flippin' ages. But to pretend that the three people in it were decent, upstanding blokes is just denying the truth. If anything, it's part of their charm. Being a cunt (sorry mum) doesn't necessarily disqualify someone from being ace. Just ask Mark E. Smith.

That's debatable, but deductive reasoning allows both to be true. That exact question was on the LSATs.

my mom cusses all the time and i do at times too, but there are some forbidden words in my house and those two are two of them.

Depeche Mode!!! Depeche Mode!!!

Yeah, but she never did anything. Maybe as a child, but can't remember, I diluted my childhood to a few events.

Me too, and all of them involved slippers.

Hrm - I don't think Iggy is a cunt, or a twat. I still don't know what a Kyle is. I know that he kicks some serious ass - and he punched Bowie for trying to kiss him. In the 80s Bowie said that he was never gay - CUNT.

nobody is gonna bother to exonerate lou reed from the charges, for fucks's sakes?

what cunty thing has he ever done?

"the raven" was a catastrophe, sure, but it doesn't make him a cunt.

Lou Reed is ugly, that makes him a cunt.

I'm not sure. I'm just positive that he's a prick. I've seen like two interviews, and that settled it for me.

Guess this cunt with that cunty smile.

No looking at the URL.

fuck you, ice cream boy