How Pretentious Are You?
 

Poll on the way...

I'm an asshole

7-8

I'm pretentious as fuck in my head, but I pretend to be humble so people will recognize how great I am.

Whoever votes 1-2 is a pretentious fuck.

I can't find the zero.

It's in the 9-10 option.

10 ≠ 0

recalculating options....
recalculating options.....
recalculating options......
ERROR:69

I think 3 is a good number, I don't know why.

People say I'm humble, well, I don't know, probably.
I don't like to be in the spotlight.

i'm really not pretentious at all. i believe that involves self importance and a sense of entitlement... which are two of the things i detest most.

whatever.

BOLD FACED LIE.

I am but a simple superior-lifeform.

not very

I don't know that my level of pretentiousness can be measured.
What's infinity plus one?

pitchfork rated me a 7.1

Aren't we all pretentious, come on we dig SY.

How do you fit your head through doors?

∞ + 1 = Savage Clone.

Infinity plus one is just infinity. Don't you get it? Your childhood was a lie!

Education kills dreams.

i don't think i'm pretentious, as i don't pretend... but am i naturally and spontaneously an arrogant know-it-all asshole? you bet. it's all real though-- i really think the things i say (crazy i know) and it's not a pose or a cover for anything -- the only thing i try to cover on a regular basis is my impatience with people-- i breathe deeply & tell myself to be nicer & not lose my fucking temper. inhale... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... exhale... !@$!%@%!%!%!%!%....

i have a tube that purges me every 4 hours

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfinite_number

you translate that. it doesn't make sense to me now and it didn't make sense when somebody explained it.

It looks like math just got bored and started pissing on philosophy.

everyone always pisses on philosophy

I piss in the toilet.
Is philosophy a toilet?
Sometimes.

HEAVY.

who said that the only philosophical question worth asking is "do I kill myself?"

No, the question was "To be or not to be?"

"...whether 'tis nobler in the mind..."

Anyway. I'm not very pretentious. I'm incredibly earnest. I may be trecherous and deluded, but I assure you, any wankery contained herewith is entirely in 'good faith'.

I always think anyone using the insult 'pretentious' [or 'pretencious'] tends to miss the thrust of what they're trying to say.

amen / ditto / validated by ME ME ME ME:eek:

brother!

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yikes-- i feel dirty now.

Yeah! Gay five!

I could try and explain, but it would be beyond you

very.

3-4/10

Pretension implies pretence. I do not pretend.

What is this shit? Everyone has pretenses. A pretense, without the negative connotation, is merely an assumption taken as truth in order from greater reasoning to develop. If a person didn't have pretenses, they would have to logically explain every action they perform, all premises and premises of premises laid out. You are pretentious for waking up in the morning. You are pretentious for going to work. You are pretentious for assuming your wife loves you. Yes, I have a lot of pretenses. When I eat food, I like to assume that it will nourish my body.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_induction

Living rationally is pretentious.

i'm a little turned on right now.

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This
1.full of pretense or pretension.
2.characterized by assumption of dignity or importance.
3.making an exaggerated outward show; ostentatious.