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gmku 03.25.2008 02:58 PM

Goodbye
 
Does anybody like the old Dick Van Dyke show?

Savage Clone 03.25.2008 03:00 PM

Morey Amsterdam 4 EVA

gmku 03.25.2008 03:02 PM

Never heard of it.

Is Laura Petrie fetchin', or what?! A little neurotic, but what a body! Plus she can apparently cook, and she's a great hostess for get-togethers with the neighbors.

pbradley 03.25.2008 03:05 PM

Where's that "a good wife knows her place" thread.... P:

Savage Clone 03.25.2008 03:05 PM

Yeah, but she didn't live in a bottle and she also wasn't a witch with Paul Lynde for an uncle.
Jeannie/Samantha - 1
Laura - 0

gmku 03.25.2008 03:05 PM

I love her in capri pants.

gmku 03.25.2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Yeah, but she didn't live in a bottle and she also wasn't a witch with Paul Lynde for an uncle.
Jeannie/Samantha - 1
Laura - 0


Yeah, but Jeannie and Samantha = completely unattainable. Laura, she's a suburban babe, for real.

pbradley 03.25.2008 03:08 PM

And she's a good wife.

gmku 03.25.2008 03:10 PM

Yeah, Jeannie and Samantha are trouble makers.

Rob Instigator 03.25.2008 03:12 PM

I nevergot to see it

I was in puerto rico at the time

I did want to fuck the hell out of the genie though

pbradley 03.25.2008 03:13 PM

OH the things I would do with Jeannie. She's pretty much the perfect daydream fodder for any man's sexual fantasies.

gmku 03.25.2008 03:14 PM

I'm not denying Jeannie's fuckability. But for the long haul and for a true relationship, Laura's the best bet.

Savage Clone 03.25.2008 03:14 PM

I'm more into Samantha than Jeannie.
She still has wicked awesome powers, but is a stronger personality with some brains. Jeannie's ditziness and naivete would get old pretty fast.

gmku 03.25.2008 03:16 PM

The episode where Laura gets her big toe stuck in the bath tub faucet--how sexy is that!

floatingslowly 03.25.2008 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
Does anybody like the old Dick Van Dyke show?


were most of this board's members even fucking BORN before that was cancelled?

nobody watches reruns, do they??

pbradley 03.25.2008 03:18 PM

But Samantha's whole nature isn't meant to please her master like the genie!

Fuck, Kegmama is going to flip at this thread. Prepare for more "men are like."

gmku 03.25.2008 03:19 PM

I used to fake being sick in 2nd grade so I could watch it in morning reruns. And that was back in 1963!

gmku 03.25.2008 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

Fuck, Kegmama is going to flip at this thread. Prepare for more "men are like."


She is so sexy when she gets indignant!

pbradley 03.25.2008 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmku
The episode where Laura gets her big toe stuck in the bath tub faucet--how sexy is that!

That's some messed up kinky shit goin on with you.

Banging a chick while her toe is stuck in a faucet.

Deviant.

floatingslowly 03.25.2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku
And that was back in 1963!


I hate to be the one to break it to you, but the world has moved on since then, gramps. :p

gmku 03.25.2008 03:37 PM

Bring me up to date, then.

floatingslowly 03.25.2008 03:40 PM

just as soon as I start paying attention, I will.

right now, I'm just enjoying the nice breeze up on this hill.

(that rhymes, I should have been a rappa').

Savage Clone 03.25.2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
right now, I'm just enjoying the nice breeze up my skirt.



Fixed.

Savage Clone 03.25.2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
For the record, I have no idea who Laura is, but Samantha is totally better then Jeannie. I could never be a genie though, I'm used to being the one called master.

Oh, and I never understood why hottie Sam was with horridly ugly (& gay) Darrin. She could have twinkled her nose and had anyone.



To be fair, Samantha had two Darrens. Slut.

pbradley 03.25.2008 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama
Haha. Do I really have a reputation of being the feminazi on this board?!

Men are like... afraid of your righteous female strength.

Rob Instigator 03.25.2008 03:59 PM

I'd rather hang with Mary ann from gilligan. she smokes cheeba
 

!@#$%! 03.25.2008 04:01 PM

Dicks? Dykes?

Another vote for the genie. Best tits on TV.

!@#$%! 03.25.2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kegmama
As they should be...

 


(^ Actual cartoon rendering of me & Kegpapa)


the lucky bastard! lucky! lucky!!!


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