As I type this
 

I am defecating. Laptops rule.
Does anyone else partake in the awesome passtime of shit-surfing?

haha
hmm, if i poop i poop pretty quickly so no need for a laptop or book for me

It always takes me awhile for some reason. I probably have cancer or something.
Tiger (felis catus) is sitting on the bathroom sink watching me.

i wonder what complaints this thread will get
im sure it wont be anything new

i like to read thrasher while i poo.

very joycean.

is your last name bloom?

ps- something stinks

When I poop, I just poop. When I'm here, I'm just here.

Zen pooping. Zen typing.

wow.

very zen.

I have a book on the philosophy of James Bond in my bathroom. I've read it over time and again but I always glance over it while dropping the kids off at the pool.

When I poop I study geography with my shower curtain that has a map of the world on it.

thats a great shower curtain

i usually bring my laptop in, yes.

although I have the technical abilty to do so, I would not wish to have floating poo particles touching my touchscreen.

no way, josé.

i usually have to hold myself down... i probably have a strong sphincter or something... shoots those turds out real quick

just please dont talk on the phone while crapping. so very wrong.

That's awesome. I don't like how it's black though, it would be better blue. But they seem to have made a lot of the countries blue...

It's clear. We have a very dark blue curtain behind it. All inland bodies of water are blue.

That's where I draw the line. That's just tacky.

I'm suddenly frightened by the sheer volume of what I read on the internet being written while on the toilet. That really is something I wish I could not think about.

Edit: What a waste of a 1,000th post.

Is Russia purple or some thing then? Or a different shade of blue.
I don't know why I care so much, I must be bored.

I'm eating as I type this.

im wearing tight pants and tapping my foot as i type this

im lying in bed watching a shit movie as i type, bored, maybe i should make a few pancakes cbf cleaning though.

I can't say I didn't see this thread coming.

anngella is the queen of weird in this board.

just look at her scarred fetus avatar

she takes some kickass photos too

now in my mind i see her on the crapper

i have to laugh at that

hahahha harlequin baby

i do not shit while i type because i have a dktp.

but i DO talk on the phone on the toilet (old wall phones with 2000000 ft. cords FTW)
and i DONT shut the door

just like my grandma!

we never shut the door in this household
or in mums house growing up
or in memaws house when mum was growing up

who cares?

Society cares?

fuck society?

Society fucks?

Fociety Sucks?

i am now in the toilet as i type this.

i love that scene in arrested development when buster says "this large blue area must be the land."

donna karan toilet paper? how stylish.

Haha, didn't he take mideval cartography classes?