Air Families
 

Do you have one? It's something that we have been doing with some friends for years. You choose who is going to be in the air family together and when you meet up for a drink you have an 'air family gathering'. It can even be someone you met on the net and tend to chat with regularly and get along, but preferably its members should be made up of someone you know in person. LOVE IS IN THE AIR. THE AIR FAMILY.

You are going to be part of my air family, along with girlgun, flophousefloozie, floatingslowly, and Jesus Christ.

Since against_the_grain is still in prison, I want to be the perv uncle.

ha ha ha ha ha

That caused some air arguments at times, but then I settled for being one of the air sons and let my older friend be the air dad.

mom, I'm taking the car. can I have $20?

Air car

you said you would give me $20 on Friday!!


you people don't understand me!

you never understood me!

I bet yr not even my real family!!

I'm going into my room and STAYING there.

Fixed.

yes, air toddler.

I'll be (h)air cousin Itt.

MOM. Creepy uncle savage is talking to me about masturbation, and he's using that scarey voice again.

EWWWW why are yr pants sticking up like that!??!

A breath of fresh air, you are.

i'm married to my japanese neighbour, we spend the days copulating and uncle berardo pays the bills.

We are an air family.

Who's mom?

You are.

Fuck, I knew that was coming. Then what does that make you?

I was hoping to be the slutty teenager.

The slutty teenager

Okay, but I warn you, I am STRICT.

I meant strict with pink handcuffs.

Well as long as you don't end up like this.

You think I would?
(Don't worry about it).

yes we don't need a whiner if this family is going to be in the showbiz.

I wouldn't be a whiner.
I'll be a wino. Like Mrs.Robinson.
Although, she was more for a martini or scotch.

can i be the distant air cousin?

What are you gonna do for it?

get really wasted at drunk uncle porkmarras wedding and mack on my hot distant air cousins

so with flooz as mom and ✌➬ as the slutty teenager, that leaves me, girlgun and jeezuz christo open for the dad spot.

considering the fact that my luck is blackcat13 style, this sounds like the death knell of my sex life.

then again, with the J-man as a dad, I might be able to lure in some naughty catholic girls.

Girlgun will be the dad since you are very much a wimp, and Jesus will die young.

so, if J-dawg is my brother, and he is the son of gawd.....wow. I feel a messiah complex coming on.

honestly though, all I care about is how I'm going to be able to get it on.

I'm going out cruising for chicks just as soon as I'm done listening to the noises coming from behind our parent's door.

PS: yr a fucking slut.

Wimp.

Once upon a time.......

NO WAY. I want a HOT husband, ok?
Ezpecially for noise makin' time.

Initiated.