Eyeliner for men
 

So I think this might be a look for me, a la Keef. I was inspired, actually, by watching Quadrophenia the other day and the kid toward the end applies all that liner on the train ride.

Any advice?

Do they allow men to wear eyeliner in Starbucks? If another one of these stinking, posh, rude old bastards that I have to deal with is going to be rude to me on the phone, I'll hang up on them!

They can't really stop me, I don't think. I'll accuse them of being discriminatory if they do. I think the trick is to be subtle, but I think the effect can be pretty rocking. Doncha think.

yeah, because that will teach them.

this is a bad idea, gmku. Just sayin'

Bad idea.

Hardly a good idea on the young guys, let alone the, well...you know what I mean.

You'll have to be more specific.

No. What are you implying?

I'm saying that you, being in South Carolina, shouldn't do it for the possibility of having your sexuality questioned.

So aside from that... I mean, is there a style/fashion/appearance reason not to? I can handle the rednecks.

1. I don't hunt or carry a shotgun in my vehicle.
2. I don't drive a pickup.
3. I don't drink Budweiser.
4. I read books and go to the library.
5. I shop in stores, including grocery ones and American Eagle.
6. I am a notorious football hater--and I am vocal about it.
7. I want to work at Starbucks.

You think they don't already suspect my sexuality here?

I don't know, I guess you could. Personally I don't think it looks good on anyone, and if anyone does do it, it sort of requires a specific emo/scene look to go with it. So I would say don't do it, but that's just me. Try some, play around with it. See how you like it, and try not too look ridiculous. Like you said, subtly is the key. I guess I just thought you were quite the playa there. But if you say you aren't...

I also hate golf.

I hate all televised sports. Except baseball. I guess that keeps me from crossign over the gay line.

I don't know, the baseball players are pretty hot. Their uniforms are just so cute.

And the way they rub their bats...

I think that you should TOTALLY wear eyeliner.

and then post the pics here so that we can use them for blackmail at a later date.

I'll consider that. First I also need to find some metal bits. For my hair, of course.

go for it
nothing wrong with eye liner
i do it sometimes, usualy when my friend girls are putting it on, so i line up for some.

hey anal, we're just going to jump off this giant cliff man.

queue up!

PS: yr makeup is smeared from crying. here's a tissue, clean yrself up, nancy.

arnt you too old to be picking on me?

honestly? we're grown ups and this smells a little of mid-life crisis :)

eyeliner on men sucks.

but whatever gets ya laid man....

so call Dateline about it, sissy pants.

isn't there a dingo somewhere you should be fucking?



oh, how TRUDE.

gmku,

uau, that will get all the girls look at that porsche!

NO! i actually didn't even have a tinge of rude! didn't you see my smiley? i was trying to be soooo nice and delicate!

Do it, do it. I already question your sexuality anyways.

edit a picture on photoshop if u want to see what u will look like with eye liner

yr a little slow this morning.

is that one you prepared earlier ?

yep.

she's all lubed up and ready for you to penetrate.

go get 'er, tiger.

You'll need a new outfit to match.

MODS DIE!

my friend would think you're hot if you do it. she's into like placebo and afi and shit (not just the music, she has a crush on their lead singers).

anyhoo, if alice cooper and robert smith still can do it, then you could do it. not that i recommend it.

but ahve you noticed that the Cure, as it currently stands, only has robert smith in lots of make up? the other guys got sick of it! they toned it down!

Ha ha. Honey, I've been in a mid-life crisis since I was 16!

I got some rockin sport coats, jeans, and Ts. I think I've got it down.

i didn't say alice and bob looked good with eyeliner, i just said that if they could, then gmku could.

besides, don't you love all those interviews where he used to say "i won't be wearing makeup in 2000", then a couple of years later he'd get interviewed again and then say "i can assure you this, i won't be wearing makeup in 2005"?

mid life crisis
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ESjyB8EMw4w