Vegetable dip up my nose..
 

isn't very pleasant. It's rather cold.

Tell me about a time that you have something interesting up your nose.

Semen?

I once laughed while eating a sandwich and got bread in my nasal cavity.
It hurt.

One time I was with this cute girl at Taco Bell and I was mad nervous (like always) and I took a drink of some soda and something made me laugh so it shot out of my nose (along with some sexy snot). I tried to play it off like nothing happened. She just gave me a weird look.
Another time we were at some thrift store and I did the same thing. Only it was just snot, no soda.

How was that?

like snot I imagine.

Could have been water in the shower.

Or both.

Yes, but at least it did not sting like the time it went in me eyes.

I swallow, so I'm afraid I can't relate.

HAHAHA.

haha, indeed!

Imagine getting wasabi in your nasal cavity...

Got that in my eye once, thank fek it was diluted with soy sauce at the time

Bloody agony

Anngella why were you snorting vegetable dip anyway?

I've had hot sauce up my nose. I think I sneezed while eating spicy noodles.

To be honest I don't remember how it got in my nose. I know I was eating cauliflower with it, though. Maybe it got flicked somehow and squirted all up in there.

i had an (ex) friend who sneezed with listerine in his mouth. it came out his nose. he was never the same.

Which is the reason he's an ex-friend, I'm guessing.

i wish i could blame it on that!

girlgun should be my hag, or at least my buddy. We would talk about floatingslowly's smoke sinal techniques.

i will totally be your hag, but you may have to fight my gay boyfriend.

Don't worry gay people don't scare me.

me either! well the drag queens do a little... they're always fucking up my hair.

They think you are a man that is why they do what they do.

I've always wanted to meet a drag queen. Someday..

Hello. My name is Rita. I work in the local shop.

I snorted my own pride once. Better than swallowing it.

once i woke up and decided taking an earring out would be a good idea. so i held it over my head after taking it out and it fell into my nostril. i was scared.

no... i think they liken me to dolly parton.

Sex shop? Can you get me a discount on vibrators? That'd be lovely, darling.

I bet it's the huge knockers.

indeed and (previous) big blonde hair. now with the dark hair i get.... "young wanda jackson"

i'm a fucking drag queen magnet.

Yeah, I heard about this guy who ate a bunch of hot wings, then licked his girlfriend's nkui7n. You can imagine how the story ends.

Walking down the garden, as a teenager, I once bumped into an insect. The silly fly went straight up my nostril. My nose hummed two seconds before I expelled the intruder.

on a dare i tried smoking a cig with the filter shoved up my nose. didn't make it past the second drag.